Here's what he says now:
"My critics on the trash Internet blogs continue to rant and publish a story that says I am in Hawaii. I wish I was the case. It's funny how these liars make up trash as they go."
The question clearly is, do you deny making the previous comment? Or are you having second thoughts?
Apparently you cannot take the heat.
You are the case, shithead. The nut case.
You can't make this shit up.
UPDATE:
Asshole even tried to leave the following comment on girlofwords.com:
So he admitted he said it. Now he's denying it. Next thing you know he'll be publishing a story on his trip. This guy is crazier than a pet coon.
UPDATE #2:
Apparently Harry Stamper and I were both correct on the Hawaii Five-O speculation.
I guess wishes CAN come true.
Hotpants Halburn: how do you sleep at night knowing that every word that comes out of your mouth is a lie?
ReplyDeleteDo you kiss your illegitimate kid with that lying mouth?
Maybe he got the Hawaii 5-0 DVD set for Christmas, and one of his personalities thought they were there?
ReplyDeleteThe main bad guy on Hawaii 5-0 was named Wo Fat.
ReplyDeleteMaybe one of the voices inside Halburn's head is named So Fat.
As I posted on WVBroadcasting.net, I plan on attending the Trial of the Ages! Mark HaLburn vs. The Pool Boys!
ReplyDeleteOn January 27th, I'm heading up to Putnam County to NOT bury my face between Delores HaLburn's legs (work permitting, of course...some of us can't hang out on the computer all day like SOME...SOME...HAWAIIAN dude!!!) by being in that court room, front and center...eating my popcorn and watch HaLburn sweat butter as the judge hands down the verdict, I'm also gonna bring a camera and try and get an exclusive interview with HaLburn, which will be posted right here and simulcast on crypticbullshit.com!!
This is a once in a lifetime happening, I'll also be calling into The Bad Side to give my exclusive story as to what REALLY went on inside that court room, things Mark HaLburn doesn't want the public to hear!
You'll hear them from me!! You'll get exclusive text message updates! You'll get to see the sights, and smell the smells of The HaLburn Trial. It's just like the OJ trial...because we all know MARK HALBURN DID IT!!!!!!!!!!
IF MARK'S PANTS DON'T FIT, IT MEANS HE'S A FAT SHIT!!!!
If for some reason I can't make it, there will be others giving their exclusive story to Mike as well as others. I invite anyone to interview Mark HaLburn for this exclusive story!
The Mark HaLburn Trial: HaLburn Gets SWATted Like A Fly
On Sun, 1/3/10, markhallburn wrote:
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Subject: [FreecycleKanawha] Wanted, Hurricane, working computer keyboard and 21-inch flat-screen monitor
To: FreecycleKanawha@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sunday, January 3, 2010, 11:21 PM
My keyboard gets so much use that the letter are rubbing off. Need USB connecting type. And could use a larger monitor-if anyone has upgraded from Christmas.
Jeezus. How cheap (or poor) are you Halburg?
ReplyDeleteA BRAND NEW USB keyboard costs less than $10.
Your keyboard gets so much use because you're running a business from your mother-in-law's house.
For which she takes a residence only homestead exemption, by the way.
If your keyboard got a daily dose of grease, HaLburn spooge, and crumbs...those letters would "rub off" too.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes get lost in what passes for publisher logic...the past couple of days he's been complaining when the mayor offered to pay for trees and support the wall he's cried about then did an about face when requested to admit that it's a residence.
ReplyDeleteLet's face it, the family is paying taxes for a residence, the trees/barrier installation is for a residence but he insists he's a commercial location.
If it's a commercial location why would noise be a problem?
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
ReplyDeleteMore Freecycle.
Wanted, Hurricane, diaper and pull-ups coupons
We have a son that is (finally!) making the transition to pull-ups and a family member that ie expecting an infant soon. Any pampers or Huggies diaper coupons would...
Dec 31, 2009
8:41 pm
Wanted, Hurricane, working DVD player and working VCR
Needed for child's bedroom. If you've upgraded to Blue-Ray, we will use your old video equipment.
Dec 28, 2009
1:33 am
Offer, Hurricane, non-working TVs
A 25-inch Panasonic, apparently dead. Has ux jacks. A 27-inch Emerson, sound is going bad. Picture works great. You must pick up and carry out from upstairs. Advised to bring another person to help.
Dec 28, 2009 1:32 am
Received, Hurricane, 17-inch color conventional tube television.
Many thanks, Shawn! It looks GREAT! Happy New Year!!!
Dec 28, 2009
1:31 am
Wanted, working conventional tube televisions, Hurricane
Two of our TVs died this year. If you upgraded to HDTV at Christmas, we can use your working TV. Thanks in advance!
So much for that successful business he's running.
Why don't you just go down and sign up for welfare?
Hallburn is only able to apply for whale-fare
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