Mothers Against Dumbass Douchebags
Not his mug shot...this time.
On Friday evening at 7:16 PM PutnamLIES.com received the following comment from a Suddenlink customer (173.81.176.86) in the Ravenswood WV/Syracuse-Racine OH address pool (which includes the Pt. Pleasant area as well.):
"Halburn was busted for aggravated DUI in Point Pleasant between 3 and 4 o'clock Friday. He blew a .193 on the breather. He just bonded out at magistrate court so no mug shot again. $5 grand was the bond (because of his prior problems) But he might get his trespassing bond pulled and go to jail in Charleston. Not even Kim Aaron can save his sorry ass for this one. He was on his way home from teaching social studies at Point Pleasant High School where he has worked since school started in September. Explain this one."
We can explain it. It's not true.
Everyone's heard the old saying, "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is." Well, it was.
Let us make this absolutely clear and say it again: THIS IS NOT TRUE.
PutnamLIES.com immediately contacted Mason County Magistrate Gail Roush who was the magistrate on duty and she stated that he did not come before her. The Western Regional Jail had no record either.
He also never taught at Point Pleasant High School.
This was nothing more than a blatant fabrication, maliciously left in order to mislead PutnamLIES.com into printing a false story. Probably so some douchebag could try and sue us.
Well it didn't work, asshole.
One phone call was all it took. Welcome to the 21st century.
We have standards here.
You can thank us later for protecting your sleazy reputation, gordo.
If they wanted to sound more believeable they should have said that he was arrested for an assult on the manager of McDonalds for the milkshake machine being down or that he was arrested for extortion by telling a business owner that if they did not advertise on his site, he would write negative things about their business on his "blog". That is more Halburnish.
ReplyDeleteThis is not believeable due to the fact you can not get drunk on rootbeer floats.
Hmmm...this would have been fun to read about in his anti-WalMart blog.
ReplyDeleteThe questions I have are:
1. is he smart enough to try this as a scam?
2. does he have a known associate in the Ravenswood area?
3. does the site address tie into something that could be used by anyone (free wi-fi, library, etc)?
4. Is there an actual case with similar details that could have been used for the base article?
I stand by my statement that Mark Halburn should wrap his vehicle around a brick wall and do the rest of the world a favor.
ReplyDeleteThe answer to question 2 is very much yes. He does have a known associate in that area.
ReplyDeleteThere ya go there Markie, Mike posted the IP address for you, now all you have to do is track down who did that and sue them for slander.
ReplyDeleteHe does have enough independent personalities that eventually he may sue himself.
ReplyDeleteWow, got an on topic email from lardo.
ReplyDeleteGet it through your fat head fatboy.
I'm not Lee.
Not making any accusations, just responding to the false information someone sent us.
We make it clear in the story that the allegations are false.THREE TIMES. Your name doesn't even appear. Guilty conscience? Bartles & James?
Why don't you ask Lawrence Smith about it? He's from that area. Maybe he could help you track down the culprit.
What no thank you?
ReplyDeleteI would not doubt that this was the work of Troy Sexton. See, Troy is a bit craftier than Mark Halburn. Either he knows someone that he out up to doing this (did I say that right? ::goes back to read that last line:: It sounds weird) or he posted this bogusness from else where to cover his tracks.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the latter.
We've got a pretty good idea who it was. But it's not Suxton.
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