Monday, March 15, 2010

Laugh of The Day II

Here's an oldie from the asshat's archives.


"In 2005, this publisher was put in charge of security at John Amos with Wackenhut Security. When I recommended adding security cameras and moving the main guard shack closer to U.S. 35, those recommendations were ignored by both Wackenhut and John Amos officials. I resigned as I felt the plant was vulnerable without those changes."

I don't know who is crazier, Wackenhut for actually hiring Halburn or him thinking that he was "in charge."
So, not only is he a "journalist", but apparently he's a "security consultant" as well.
The only thing this guy knows about security guards is that they're the ones that escort him off the property or hold him until the cops arrive.

7 comments:

  1. I don't know which is scarier...the publisher working as a security guard or a security company with background screening so poor that they hired him.

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  2. Next thing you know Putnamblob will be working for Homeland Security. I can now sleep at night knowing he will protect us and will be awake from the loud noise of the Walmart noise. There was a reason for Walmart location, think abuot it.

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  3. Jesus. That is the scariest thing I have ever heard. until I read this;

    "November 12th, 2008

    Officials with the John Amos Power Plant are offering a $50,000 reward for information about the people responsible for a string of bomb threats against the Putnam County plant.

    John Amos has received five threats within the last four weeks, with the most recent on Monday, said Joe Haynes, the plant’s community-relations manager.
    The plant also received threats on Oct. 23, 24, 28 and 30, he said.

    “The Oct. 23 one was phoned in to one of the contractors,” Haynes said. “The others were written on the walls of bathroom facilities in graffiti. Once somebody sees it and reports it we have to take it seriously.”

    Anyone check Putnam 'Al Kytta' Blobs phone records for those days?

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  4. From all of the crazy shit I have read about this guy, I find it hard to believe that he got passed the security check for a power plant. You have to pass a psycho exam. There is no way he could get passed that. How long did he work there. It could not have been for an extended time

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  5. I heard they caught him beating off in the guard shack.

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  6. To the remark about beating off, as big as he is, how in the hell did he find it?

    He reminds me of a squatter when going to pee.

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  7. Regarding Mark and the guard shack, What do you think "Whackenhut" stands for??

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