From Scumbar's Scumbag Santa.
Another Christmas is destroyed by EXCESSIVE NOISE.
I am awakened during the night by some kind of jingling bells coming from a sled in the neighborhood and someone laughing loudly. HOW RUDE!!! There is NO reason why someone should be so rude!!! What kind of IDIOT would do such a thing so late at night?
I'm living in a garage apartment in Dunbar and I still can't get any peace and quiet ON CHRISTMAS EVE!
Peace on Earth and good will to all especially Mike Kelly, William Watkins, AEP, Scott Edwards, Steve Andes, Raymond "Joe" Haynes (do the Amish even celebrate Christmas?), Mark Sorsaia, Gary Walton, Ben Newhouse, Girl of Words, Lee, Lenny, Tyler Hollywood, Tybois, Harry Stamper, and all the great readers and commenters at PutnamLIES.com!
You know what I got for Christmas?
Nothing!
Here's to ya!
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When Hallburn was "staying for weeks" with Harper and Troy, Did he ever have Matt over to "visit" with Uncle troy and uncle Bob?
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