Halburn Escorted Off Health Department Property

Serial Harasser Strikes Again

MARK VANCE HALBURN

On Thursday, March 14, 2013, a Putnam Deputy Sheriff was summoned to the Putnam Health Department after Mark Halburn called and raised hell with the staff. He told them he was coming to their offices and they had better be ready to service him. They viewed his ranting as a threat and called the Putnam Sheriff's office.

Shortly thereafter, when Halburn arrived, he was intercepted by a Deputy in the parking lot and told in no uncertain terms to leave. He never even made it into the building.

Halburn then began whining about his constitutional rights and started shooting video. The Deputy told him to video all he wanted but he still had to leave.
At that point, Halburn was escorted off the lot and was once again told to leave or face the consequences. Halburn then complied.

Halburn has been a resident of West Virginia since November 2012 but still holds a South Carolina drivers license. That is in violation of WV Code §17B-2-1a which states that every driver shall, within thirty days after taking up residence in this state, obtain a WV driver's license. §17A-3-3b defines what a resident is in WV.

The Deputy may not have been aware that Halburn is now a WV resident since Halburn was not cited for the license offense.

Halburn agreed in February to a 6 month period of pre-trial diversion for a 2012 harassment charge in Kanawha County.
The question is, how long is it going to take for law enforcement to put Halburn's ass behind bars?

It is unknown what Halburn's beef is with the Health Department this time.

After Halburn saw our headline Saturday night, he posted the following on PutnumLive's Facebook page, in a desperate attempt to cover his flabby ass.

First he says he hasn't been there in more than a year. Then he immediately starts splitting hairs, saying he wasn't escorted FROM THE BUILDING. No, he was escorted from their parking lot. 

The Putnam County Sheriff's office records show that he was, in fact, removed from the Health Department property on Thursday, March 14, 2013.

And then to top it all off, someone commented that we should be talking about Halburn stealing sunglasses from Sheetz instead.

Thunderous McDoodles thought he'd get some sympathy from all his Facebook asskissers, never dreaming that someone would drop a comment bomb on him.

Well that shit backfired.
Beautifully backfired.
Halburn deleted the comment within the hour. 

And that's a story for another time. 

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Halburn Turned Down For Job At Chik-Fil-A

Not Management Material

Halburn is so desperate for a job that he applied to the Southridge Chik-Fil-A. Then after they turned him town, Meathead went on Topix posing as Eat More Beef and complained. Twice.

It's not that they didn't want a manager, lardass. They didn't want YOU.

  

A week later he was still complaining.

Then he went an got himself a big ol' bucket of KFC.

Halburn Cops A Plea!!!

Agreement Keeps Him Out Of Jail - For Now

Mark Vance Halburn

PutnamLIES has learned that Mark Vance Halburn has copped a plea for 6 months of pre-trial diversion, pending counseling, in his telephone harassment case.  Basically probation. An agreement was reached before his trial started Monday morning.

All charges are still pending until completion of the 6 month period.

UPDATE:
Here's the deal Halburn made to stay out of jail. 
He can't violate any Federal, state or local law.
He can't have any contact with the victim(s).
He can't associate with convicted felons.
He must pay $160.80 in court costs within 6 months.
He has been ordered to attend the Batterer's Intervention/Prevention program for domestic violence offenders at the YWCA in Charleston. 
He must attend 32 classes there within 40 weeks and he must begin them within two weeks of the agreement.
He has to pay a $50 enrollment fee and a weekly fee. A minimum of $10/week.
If he complies with the program he won't be prosecuted and the charges will be dismissed.
If he violates the conditions, he'll be prosecuted on the charges.

Basically he's guilty, but this keeps him out of jail. If he fucks up at counseling, it's over. This is giving him enough rope to hang himself. His odds of complying with counseling aren't good, given he doesn't believe he has any problems.

Later Monday evening, after he cut his deal to stay out of jail, Halburn  had to pipe up on Topix as one of his sock puppets and attempt to parse his way out of his latest self-created mess.

Because all free men are required to attend day report counseling.
Not Guilty? Not innocent either. The charges are still out there. It's not over yet.

Then Crisco tries another lie.

Yeah, because that's exactly how magistrate court works.
The morning stuff was for to him to cop a plea. That's all there was. There was no afternoon trial. There was no acquittal. His lawyer was begging for him to stay out of jail. He's free only in the sense that a man on probation is free.

The case number is 12-M-8580 in Kanawha County Magistrate Court.

The entire case file can be see here.


UPDATE 2: 
2/13/13
Here's the pre-trial diversion agreement that Halburn claims doesn't exist. With his signature on it.  I'll bet his lawyer would be surprised.

UPDATE 3:

2/21/13

Now Halburn says this report is "off base", in a desperate attempt to divert attention away from his criminal behavior.

UPDATE 4:

3/1/13

Halburn is now claiming that he doesn't have to take COURT ORDERED YWCA BIPP classes because he has never been accused of Domestic Battery, and hasn't been convicted.
And again he plays the semantics card by stating he doesn't teach at Chandler Elementary. Chandler Elementary is now an alternative school (for criminals and thugs) called Chandler Academy for middle and high school students. Halburn has been subbing there. He's a perfect fit in there with all the miscreants and troublemakers.

Halburn denied the facts in a Topix post, posing as "A dose of reality."

Well, here's the agreement HE signed agreeing to take the classes. Note his crazy scrawl of a signature at the bottom.

The court documents speak for themselves. Res ipsa loquitur.


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