Commissioner Halburn?

Halburn has applied for the Kanawha County Commission seat left vacant by Dave Hardys departure.
He knows he can't get elected so he hopes he can get selected. This won't turn out well for him. He has no party affiliation. The applicant must be a Democrat.
Plus he's nuts.

Maybe he's just filling in for the crackpot woman that always runs for mayor in Charleston.

He doesn't realize this is for the Kanawha County Commission seat and not the Kanawha County Fair Pie Eating contest.

Here's the main disqualifier.
Carper said, “I think one of the most important things is to find someone who we’ll be able to work with and show respect not only to the public, but to the staff.” 

And just like that, the like was gone

That moment when your whole job interview in front of the media is about you being a repeat offender.
Discussion topics:
Airport. Parking tickets. Family court. Mayor stalking.

Kent's daughter was the first to smack him down for trespassing.

This is going to be a shitshow.

If he shows up for the interview, I'd say there's a slight chance of arrest.

"As your commissioner I'm going to bring the Atlantic Ocean to Kanawha County. All pools will be open  24/7/365. If necessary, I will press gang teenagers into  a newly created County Lifeguard Corps."
  
I don't think a commissioner would have the authority to order the "painless resurrection" of his dead mother.. Apparently that takes a family court judge or higher.

Update: He now claims he has switched his registration to Democrat.