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"Guys: How would you feel about your son walking your ex-wife/his mother down the aisle to marry another man?"
Surprisingly enough, all his flying monkeys seemed to agree with the idea. 19 out of 20 commenters approved.
Even the most misogynistic of his unfit father buddies was supportive.
Oops. That backfired on Li'l Marky.
And 3 hours later, he's back pedaling.
"I never said this is ME!
A customer of mine just discovered that his ex is getting married on Saturday and is having their son walk her down the aisle. He feels disrespected and I agree with him. At no point was he asked for his opinion. This came out, in a conversation, today, when he just started shaking in the middle of our transaction... I asked him, casually, "What's wrong?" And he dropped the bomb... I've been thinking about it ever since... He and I both say that he should have at least been asked as it is THEIR son...
And, this question is for GUYS..."
Except it IS about him. His second ex-wife is getting remarried.
Ohhhhh. I didn't say it stood for "on crack," I asked the question.
What a sexist asshole! She should ask HIS permission. What a fuckstick.
Notice how it turns into "asking for a friend" once everybody was like "Grow up, Mark"
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Does he have a new job or is this just stuff people talk about when they're getting their Obamaphones?
It's like he's goddamned Lucy Van Pelt. May as well set up a cardboard booth!
Who wants to tell a chronic complainer their problems? I'd say all anyone who has any interaction with him wants to do is get the hell away from him.
You can fuck off, fatman.
It's not your party anymore.
You don't get a vote about how the new wedding will operate.
On the bright side, maybe she could get him to take photos.
Step two: That episode of the show where they file the paperwork for the new dad to adopt the boy.
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