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From Putnam County's Biggest Turkey.



Excuse me while I go gobble, gobble, gobble...


Everything in sight.

Adventures in Right-Clicking

Once again, Mark Vance Halburn has zero credibility!
Over the course of the last couple of months, the investigative team at PutnamLIES.com has accused him of using other people's images.
And now we're doing it again.

Check this new one out on his "Hot Shots" section.

Here's a side-by-side comparison of his latest Adventures in Right-Clicking.

This picture belongs to a photographer named Tom Steele. Halburn published it without his permission.
Originally he said it was submitted by someone named Deborah Tyree. I'm not sure she really exists except in his head.
After being contacted by the actual photographer, he was forced to change the submitters name. The photographer didn't really submit it, but no one will ever know that.

Embarrassed? Not Halburn.
He has no shame, conscience or ethics. Doesn't bother him a bit. Never has. Never will.
It's good to be a sociopath.

Halburn says, "Hot Shots is a reader submitted section. Read the disclaimer.
It just says the submitter allows me to publish the picture without compensation. It doesn't say they had to actually have taken the picture.
I don't need permission anyway. I'M MARK HALBURN, GODDAMMIT!!!"

Tate Nutts, President of HAWG (Halburn Antics Watchdog Group) tipped us off to this egregious example of picture purloining.
We broke the story of his theft of the Blue Angels photo in September. And now here's another.

Once again, the thieving publisher and his "editorial board" publish images that clearly do not belong to the submitter.

You've been a bad boy "Hallburn". Santa's going to bring you a bag of switches.

YOU SAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY?

Happy Birthday to me.

Birthday greetings from me to boot.
It's me all in my birthday suit.



Shorter of Breath and One Day Closer to Death.

Luckily for us, as obese as you are, you won't have many more.

A health and physical education teacher at Buffalo High School was taken to jail early Friday morning for DUI.

Hallburn immediately called the substitute teacher hotline to see if he could work until the suspect was released from jail.
"Hey, I need the work, and he's just laying in jail drunk," he said "I'm a taxpayer, and by I, I mean my wife and mother in law, and the students are entitled to a teacher."

Then he said this:
"In order to not disrupt the educational process, PutnumLIVE.com will not be interviewing Buffalo High School students for comment."


Real big of you, Mr Conscientious. Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.
You never have a problem disrupting anything else.
If you didn't think that the Putnam County Sheriff would arrest you on sight for trespassing, you'd have been at the front doors when school opened demanding everyone answer your questions.
Asshole.

What Sort of Reader Reads PutnamLIES.com?

We've already seem "What Sort of Man Reads PutnamLIES.com?"
A big fat smelly, sweaty one.

Now it's your turn.
We'd like to know something about you. We know there are a bunch of you out there.

Use the comments and leave us a note.
Pick a name, (be anonymous, use an alias or your real name if you're a masochist and you'd like Mark Hallburn to harass you)
Let us know where you are, how you found us and why you're interested.
Be as vague or specific as you want.
You don't even have to send us a scan of your driver's license.
Don't be shy. Everyone has a story. We'd like to hear yours.

Anyone?
Bueller?

Oops, I did it again

I don't know how I find them , but I found another great graphic to use for my crime stories.



Isn't that great? Really eye catching. But unfortunately, once again, it belongs to someone else. I'll just say I had a subscription or something.


Click to enlarge

Which, if you can't read it, here's where it came from:
http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/st-louis-crime-beat/

I hope they don't find out.

UPDATE: I forgot about another one right at the top of the page.


Click to enlarge

I think somebody left this one in a basket on my front porch.

Trick Or Treat! Halburn Grabs Some Candy!

Lard Lad Needs No Costume


So I took the boy Trick or Treating last night, and what could be more fun than to join in the festivities and wear my own costume.
Actually, it's not really a costume, it's what I wear around the house all the time.
This way nobody thinks anything is wrong when I'm crying all the time.
But I did fool some people because I wore the Official PutnamLIES.com Mark Hallburn Halloween Mask. It was so real I almost had myself arrested for trespassing.

I got lots of yummy candy and the boy did too. Unfortunately for him, I'm bigger than he is, so I stole all of his candy and ate it all.
Fuck him! I'm Mark Hallburn!