So I took the boy Trick or Treating last night, and what could be more fun than to join in the festivities and wear my own costume.
Actually, it's not really a costume, it's what I wear around the house all the time.
This way nobody thinks anything is wrong when I'm crying all the time.
But I did fool some people because I wore the Official PutnamLIES.com Mark Hallburn Halloween Mask. It was so real I almost had myself arrested for trespassing.
I got lots of yummy candy and the boy did too. Unfortunately for him, I'm bigger than he is, so I stole all of his candy and ate it all.
Fuck him! I'm Mark Hallburn!
...and yet more pics of little girls and whining about the county's choice of dates. Of course, just about everyone uses a week night for valid reasons of vandalisim reduction and safety concerns but that goes over the publisher's head.
ReplyDeleteI like the pictures of his wife and kid at the top.
ReplyDeleteI am a fan of the misuse of the phrase "epic fail" and its improper capitalization. Also, WTF is "grabby candy"? Wouldn't that be "grabbing candy"? Incompetent.
ReplyDeleteLet's get this straight, stupid: Of the photos that I took, THREE were of boys and TWO were of girls. The ones below the dog in costume were submitted by readers.
ReplyDeleteAnd, NO, not "just about everyone" uses a week night. This is the only part of the country that I know of that designates Trick or Treat dates and times. The rest of the free world uses October 31st. Having to rush home, dress a child in a costume, and get out to the neighborhood by 6:00 p.m. is a pain in the butt. MUCH easier to do it on Saturday night when most people are off work and not having to rush home. But Putnam County's leaders are not that intelligent. And, your continued lies about me are why you name this blog PutnamLIES-because you cannot possibly bring yourself to tell the truth!
I grew up far from Putnam County and trick-or-treat was always the last Thursday of October, even if it wasn't October 31.
ReplyDeleteAnd to correct your previous post, we've printed NO lies about you, only the truth.
ReplyDeleteThat's why you read it several times daily.
Wrong!
ReplyDeleteI didn't wear a costume, wasn't trick-or-treating, wasn't at KFC, and was rushing home from work-yes-a job, plus running a business, not writing lies attacking people with ugly photoshop lies. YOU ARE SCUM!!!!!!!
What? Rushing home from sifting through sex offender files? Looking at news sites to see if they have any new images you can steal?
ReplyDeleteNot really a job.
And the only thing we can see you rushing to is the dinner table.
Whether you want to admit it or not, writing a blog is not running a business.
You're telling us that you're still working at the hot sheet hotel?
Keep on whining crybaby.
Mark Hallburn said...
ReplyDeleteI don't steal images, you steal them-then alter them. The photos of me sitting at a desk-stolen and altered. The Qadaffy Duck cartoon-stolen and altered. The family portrait-stolen, altered with the addition of Colonel Sanders. The Dodgertown photo-stolen and altered. My logo-stolen and altered. Yes, you ARE a thief! And a pervert. And scum.
Who are you? Pee Wee Herman?
ReplyDeleteI know you are, but what am I?
Once again let me explain the concept of fair use to you, nonuts.
I'll explain it slowly so that even a dullard like you can understand it.
Parody imitates the style of an author for comic effect or ridicule. Ridicule in this case.
Parody needs to mimic the original to make its point, and so it has a claim to use prior creations of its victims as a starting point.
Fair use allows the use of some elements of a prior work to create a new one that comments on that author.
That's what we're doing here. You may not like it, but that's the reason we're doing it.
And you want to talk pervert?
Who's the fat bastard that takes endless pictures of little kids to publish on his blog?
It's you, you creepy son of a bitch.
Is that a picture of a kid in blackface? Wow.
ReplyDeleteI saw that too.
ReplyDeleteThat was probably Sal Marino's fault, not Mark's.
Sal is a well known racist.
What's next Halburg?
Amos & Andy?
Just looked at Gacy's site...
ReplyDeleteI counted six pictures of little girls.
Mark's site is like TMZ for pedophiles.
Lee:
ReplyDeleteThey had the option of trick or treat on a weeknight with school and work in the morning or on a Saturday night with no school and work in the morning. In addition, the time change gives everyone another hour to sleep. The dummy politicians chose the week night. And you support that. IDIOTS!
As for the trick or treat photos, I had a pretty even mix across the gender line. Later, a few readers sent in photos of children that happened to be girls. If their parents think it is OK, it's none of your business! That you are so preoccupied with the issue concerns me.
And comparing me to Gacy is libelous.
In a related story:
ReplyDeleteAuthorities in Ohio captured a convicted sex offender Saturday after the remains of six people were found at his home.
How is it related?
Well, he's a sex offender. We know fatboy's obsession with those guys.
How else?
One of the guy's neighbors said, "He was crazy. Sometimes he would just go off if he didn't have his way."
Sound like anyone we know?
Someone needs to post the diaper picture in the teachers lounge at the high school if/when putnamblob returns !
ReplyDeletePost it anyway.
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to wait till he's there.
Have a good laugh at his expense while he's not there.
Then you can laugh in his face when he does show up.
"Post it anyway.
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to wait till he's there.
Have a good laugh at his expense while he's not there.
Then you can laugh in his face when he does show up."
Intentional aflliction of duress...
Mark:
ReplyDeleteYou are just like John Wayne Gacy.
What are you gonna do? Sue me?? How'd that work out for ya the last time?
What did I do in response?? Laughed at your fat ass then posted pictures of your mutated family.
I think I'll go as a stillborn fetus next Halloween.
"Mike" We had several visitors from Virginia last night (who grew up in West Virginia). NONE of them could understand why the local dummy politicians moved Trick or Treat to a weeknight. Nor could the LOCAL teachers that I have spoken to this week. PEOPLE WHO ARE FROM HERE. The dummy politicians screwed up and YOU are a BIGGER DUMMY for defending their stupidity!
ReplyDeleteAs for, "We've always done it that way," that is stupid mentality. But since you believe in that stupdity, NOW you must back up those words with action. Shut down your Internet web site and go back to stone tablets. Because, back in the day, "We've always done it that way."
And "Fair use" does not allow you to publish lies... The National Enquirer found that out when they published a lie about Carol Burnett. You lied and said I stole my son's candy. You lied and said I ate chicken at the KFC. You lied and said I stole photos. YOU LIE!
DAMMIT!! Manatee just cost me another keyboard! Maybe I should sue?
ReplyDeleteHey, I called him John Wayne Gacy first!
ReplyDelete"Intentional aflliction of duress"
What the fuck does that even mean?
It doesn't even make sense.
I believe Girlofwords schooled you on this last summer, dummy.
First of all you misspelled "affliction".
Secondly "affliction" is a noun.
The word you're desperately grasping for is "infliction"
Thirdly duress doesn't mean what you think it does.
Duress is compelling someone to act contrary to his/her wishes or interests.
Pretty good grasp of the English language for a so called "journalist". Moron.
Visitors? Who'd want to visit that smelly dump of yours?
I'll bet it was a busload of mongoloids from a retard home.
I'm sure NONE of them could understand anything except rubbing shit in their hair.
Fair use doesn't allow us to publish lies. The First Amendment does. It's parody.
We could say that you had sex with your mother in an outhouse if we wanted to. And we may yet.
The First Amendment does not allow the publication of lies. See Carol Burnett vs. National Enquierer, a publication with more credibility than your blog.
ReplyDeleteWho are the LOCAL teachers putnamBlob you talked to? I guess Edwards and other Putnam County elected officials conspired with other communities such as Belle, Cedar Grove, Charleston, East Bank, Eleanor, Glasow, and Huntington (just to name a few) to have Trick or Treat on the 29th....
ReplyDeleteAnd the horse you rode in on also putnamBlob...
ReplyDeleteMoving the night is about reducing vandalism...can you imagine the whining and screaming that would occurr if his house WAS actually damaged?
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeleteThen his reasoning would be "Stupid politicians, they should have known that if kids didn't have school the next day, they'd be out getting into trouble."
As it says in the "What Sort of Man Reads PutnamLIES.com" ad, Halbrun is the kind of guy that if you gave him a shit sandwich, he'd complain that there wasn't enough shit on it.