Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Here Comes The Groom

Make Lots Of Room
Internet Bride for The PsychoPublisher?

Mark Halburn made the big announcement Saturday.

How does someone go from getting sentenced to 6 months in jail on Thursday to getting engaged to an out of state woman he’s only known for two months on Saturday?

Who’s the lucky gal?  PutnamLIES.com has found her name is Barbara, a nursing assistant from Virginia who  wipes asses and cleans bedpans for a living. It’s unknown if she is currently employed.
Maybe Fats likes to have his ass wiped. Maybe Barbara likes criminals.
Whatever the reason, Babs sure works fast.

It took her a month to go from “in a relationship’ to “got engaged” with the last guy she was engaged to.
And it then it took her 2 months after that to go from “got engaged” to that guy to “in a relationship” with Halburn.
It appears she’s taking it a little slower this time.

The last guy must have been a real loser for her to dump him for Halburn.
Crisco previously broke up the prior marriage of his first ex-wife in California.


It’s great that a guy who refuses to get a real job and literally claims to be unable to pay the mother of his child more than $177 a month in support can buy his internet ladyfriend a secondhand ring. Only in America.

One thing’s for sure, she can’t be after his money. Another sad, desperate woman who’s going to be a whole lot more sadder and desperate before this whole thing is over.

She’s a prop for family court. That’s what this is. Nothing more. “Look, I have a normal life. I have a wife and everything. You can’t deny me custody now.”

Run, Barbara. Get away while you still can.

Friday, July 7, 2017

Unhappy Camper

Now it seems that Mark Vance Halburn has a vendetta against the Nazarene Church. Why?
Because a pastor at a church camp dared to speak the truth to the blobby blogger. The pastor told Halburn that one person was responsible for his divorce. Mark Vance Halburn.

And also because he’s nuts.

PutnamLIES.com’s religion reporter took this picture of  a flyer he left on  windshields last Sunday at the 1st Church of the Nazarene in South Charleston.




Seriously, what kind of asshole leaves flyers on worshiper’s cars while they’re in church?

I’m sure they’re deeply sorry for this happening to the people who came to services on Sunday, but, unfortunately, they are currently the target of a mentally unstable man with a burning vendetta, and he will stop at nothing — including disrespecting their sacred hour of worship — to smear their church and its leadership.

If they’re smart, they will get a restraining order against him.

This is not the first time he’s done this either. On Easter Sunday in 2014 he drove to Barboursville and left flyers on cars at WV Delegate Kelli Sobonya’s church denouncing her for not introducing bills for his nonsensical 27 item agenda.

Friday, June 9, 2017

Late For His Own Funeral

Silver Bracelets For The Blobby Blogger?


A few observations from The State of West Virginia v. Mark Vance Halburn.
PutnamLIES.com’s legal corespondent was there to cover the hearing

Halburn was found guilty this afternoon by Magistrate Tim Halloran on charges of telephone harassment against WCHS Radio in Kanawha County Magistrate Court. He was fined $500 and sentenced to six months in jail.
He is free pending appeal.

As soon as he walked into the lobby of the Judicial Annex with his big headset on, things started going south for him.

Shortly after he arrived, they called him out and said they were going to tow his Buick. He argued with them and said he had permission to park there…. they said no, move it.
But the sign said…

His new court appointed lawyer Christopher Butch had only been appointed two days previously. His previous lawyer “left for whatever reason.”

Hmmm. Whatever reason could that be?

There was a DUI hearing before Halburn’s that they wanted to get out of the way, so Halburn was bumped until after that hearing. Halburn told Butch that he was going to run home to get a phone receipt and bring it back to show where he exchanged his phone. Butch told him he should have plenty of time, to go ahead.

The receipt was supposed to support Halburn’s story that his phone was randomly redialing numbers and that he didn’t call WV Radio that many times on purpose. Anyway, Halburn left and it’s not ten minutes that they decide they aren’t going to do the DUI hearing after all and are ready to start with Halburn’s hearing. Except Halburn wasn’t back yet, so the Judge and Butch discussed previous motions that  had been filed.

Halburn’s previous lawyer, Herb Hively, had earlier filed a motion to dismiss. Since he was no longer Halburn’s lawyer and couldn’t argue the motion, it was immediately dismissed by Magistrate Tim Halloran.

halloran
Magistrate Tim Halloran

So Butch says, “Then let’s go. As soon as he gets here we can have a hearing.”
Yep you heard that right.
Where was Halburn?

Halloran:  Where did he go?

 Butch:  He went to his house to get a receipt.

Halloran:  He went to his house? Was he at his house this morning? He could have brought it with him. I think it’s time to move forward. Get the witnesses and let’s go.

A dumbfounded Halloran continued, “Mr Halburn, not being present… I can’t… … can’t believe he walks out after he knew his hearing was here”

bob visotsky
Bob Visotsky

After a reading of the charges, WV Radio Market Manager Bob Visotsky  detailed his contacts with Halburn and described the telephone harassment. “A lot more than eight calls.” He described the fear employees had for their safety, especially the secretary, who sat with her back to the front door.
Dale Cooper
Dale Cooper

Dale Cooper, WV Radio’s Operations Manager, described Halburn’s anger after not being put on the air because the show ran out of time. Halburn kept demanding he had a right to be on the air, and refused to accept any explanations.
“Way beyond anything I’ve seen before.” and “The disassociative nature of the calls were somewhat concerning, but there was no direct threat.”

Both detailed the company’s ban on taking any calls from Halburn.
Butch kept objecting and kept getting overruled.

Shortly after this, almost
30 minutes into the hearing, Halburn showed up. He was gone for almost an hour.
He was immediately instructed that his recording device need to be off. Halburn stated it was just his phone and he wasn’t recording. The judge had the bailiff take the phone anyway.

After a short break so Butch could get Halburn up to speed about what had transpired in his absence, Butch told the judge that Halburn said his previous lawyer filed a motion for a jury trial. Halloran told him that it was not filed in a timely manner.

Halburn then piped up and said, “He filed it right away.”

Halloran immediately interrupted Halburn and told him, “Let your attorney speak.”

Detective W.R. Anderson
Detective W.R. Anderson


At this point Fatlock whispered loudly to Butch to ask which direction the secretary’s desk faced.
No doubt, a brilliant piece of legal strategy meant to show she could not have seen him on the street of some such shit. “She said she saw me in the street.”


Charleston Police Detective William Anderson was then called. He testified to what he was told at WCHS and then about his contact with Halburn.

When asked by the Prosecutor if Halburn was cooperative, Anderson said,”He told me he was going out if state, leaving town, he made several excuses. I asked if we could set up a time and he was not receptive. He made reference to the phone calling on its own.
However, the individuals at WCHS heard his voice on every call when they answered.”


Butch then cross examines.
Butch: Wasn’t he out of state at that time?

Anderson: No, he told me he was going out of state.

Butch: But he wasn’t out of state?

Anderson: I’m assuming if he’s going out of state, he’s currently in the state.
He mentioned several times his phone made calls on its own. I didn’t understand what he was saying.
Butch: Did you have any reason to doubt that?

Anderson: The fact that he called the radio station 8 times before 11 am and that he’s done that for two years on multiple occasions, and my phone’s never made calls on its own, yes I doubt everything he said. I did not personally check his phone.

The Prosecutor had a couple of questions after that,

Prosecutor: Do you see Mr. Mark Halburn in the room today?

Anderson: Yes

Prosecutor: And was he the individual that you charged in the criminal complaint?

Anderson: Yes ma’am

The State then rested its case.

Then it was Halburn’s time to pontificate.

Quaker Oaf halburn

And of course when he goes to be sworn, the Quaker Oaf doesn’t swear, he affirms.
THE GOD HATING HEATHEN.

“This is a receipt from when I became aware my phone was making multiple repeat calls.
I brought it into Best Buy and exchanged the phone.”


Halburn’s main defense seemed to be that the reason he made all those phone calls was some sort of Repetitive Super Ass-Dialing. Or as he called it “Pocket dialing. More dignified.”

Defective phone. Nothing more, nothing less. Not his fault. But it never is, is it?

So, he took his phone to Best Buy, a week after a warrant had been sworn out against him and exchanged it for a new phone. Pretty handy.

Which turns the whole receipt thing into evidence of what appears to be an attempt to destroy evidence and obstruct justice.

You’d think if it was the phone’s fault, he would have kept as evidence to exonerate himself.
If it truly was a phone malfunction, there would have been repeated hangup phone calls. But that’s not what this was. He absolutely spoke to people each time he called, which isn’t a malfunction. He was plainly aware the phone had dialed and completed a call if he starts bitching at Dale Cooper or someone else.

The phone either misdialed and was a bunch of 2-second hangup calls, or calls that ended after the receptionist answered and heard nothing or random, muffled background noise like a pocket dial …or he deliberately dialed the station’s phone number and kept demanding to speak to someone repeatedly. Which, based on the testimony, is clearly what happened.

Then he brings up someone named Barbara Brooks who he says his phone Repetitive Super Ass-Dialed too. He claims he knows this person’s first and last name and they talk all of the time, but he don’t know who this person is. And oddly enough, she’s not there to testify.
Which sounds like she was just another person he invented on the fly.


He offered absolutely no evidence or testimony that the phone was defective. It’s just him speculating.

Then he attempted to offer another explanation for his calls to the station. He had this SMOKING HOT LEAD for a Pulitzer piece about Danny fucking Jones having about a half-foot of his Avalon past the yellow line on a curb, and as a journalist, he was trying to be objective in getting his side.

Magistrate Halloran wasn’t having any of it from the get go and found Halburn guilty.

After the hearing, Crisco was heard saying, “I just got railroaded.”
You know what he really got? Justice.

After the hearing, in the lobby, an attorney was talking to his client. The client saw Halburn and said, “That’s that Halburn guy. Better hope he isn’t going back to jail. That was my friend that beat his ass last time and he will do it again. That guy’s an ass. They won’t have him processed and his clothes changed before my buddy will beat his ass again.”

The real question is how can a guy who’s literally out on bond for at least one other charge not be in violation of that bond and be locked up right away?
16M 2960

Monday, May 15, 2017

Truckin'

 Halburn Can't Get New Peterbilt


When Halburn left this comment on Travel Centers-TA-Petro's Facebook page this morning we knew something was up.



The explanation shows up a few hours later.
He turned down a job because they couldn't accommodate HIS schedule. But as usual, he blames THEM.
It's always someone else's fault isn't it Halburn?
 

Or maybe since the openings they have are for cooks, servers, truck service advisers and mechanics, he's just not qualified for a job there.
Maybe they checked him out and then turned him down. All his arrests, the restraining orders against him, his mental evaluation, his harassment of people in the community, the abuse of his second ex-wife. Those follow him around like the stench of his filthy tee shirts and cut off sweat pants.

 This has to be a first for Halburn.
 Fired from a job before he was even hired.
You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired before you're even hired!

Here's how it works. They are hiring for certain shifts. If your availability doesn't meet their needs, you're not a good choice.
There are many reasons why Crisco is not a good choice, but we will start with this reason.
What sort of a  "man" who has no job, who makes less than minimum wage and has had to have his child support reduced at least THREE times because he can't afford to pay it, turns down a job because they wouldn't let him work the schedule HE wanted to work? Everyone misses time with their family because of work. Do you actually believe a business should work around your personal schedule, Halburn?

They offered you a job, then you told them you can only work every other weekend and no Wednesday evenings.
What did you think they were going to do? Jump for joy and say "Sure Mr Halburn. You're the Dad of the Year. Work whatever schedule you want to work. The world revolves around you."

Skilless grifters are a dime a dozen. Hell, crack whores and heroin addicts have a better skill set and work ethic than you do. TA doesn't need you.
It's not discrimination when a potential employee tries to tell an employer when he's going to work.
That's not how you go about getting a job. Something you're oblivious of since you're 55 years old, have held about 100 menial jobs and been fired from most of them.

A real father does whatever it takes to provide for his child.
You don't care if your son eats or not. You know Doedy and Donnie will be sure he has food to eat. He doesn't care about the kid and never has. It's all about him and him getting his way. Handout Halburn! Piece of shit.
They will raise him right. It's good that he has a real, positive male role model in his home now. Someone who treats his mommy right, works a steady job and doesn't leech off his wife.Now he has a real man to look up to.
You're a bum Halburn.
And a horrible example to your "son." 
55 years old and the only thing you have to show for in your life is a blog, a 16 year old car and a son another man takes care of. You're a huge loser at life.  
REAL parents have to make the tough choice to go to work to provide for their children. YOU, on the other hand, just want to whine about it and let your second ex-wife and her husband actually support and raise their son.
Stepdads step up when Dads step down.

And  days later he's still whining about it.
A normal person would move on and apply for another job somewhere else.
But we're talking about Mark Halburn here.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Shackin' Up Is Easy

Just ask Mark Halburn.

The fake Christian hypocrite was constantly trying to portray his second ex-wife as some kind of harlot for living with the person she was intending to marry, but for him it's OK for Babs to "shack up" with HIM at his filthy apartment.

All his Facebook toadies thought it was terrible for her but it's just great and no one else's business for him.


He complains:
"My friends tell me that the lying, obsessed trash bloggers are posting, in several places, that I am "shacking up." NOT true! My girlfriend and I have separate homes in different states about 200 miles apart."

Sure they do. That doesn't stop Barbara from shacking up with him when she's in town. He paraded the cheap strumpet into the Grace Life church services last Sunday after she spent the night in his one bedroom garage apartment. PutnamLIES' Dunbar correspondent has sent pictures of them leaving his apartment together. We're withholding publishing those photos for now.

Now he's importing women from Virginia.
How long will it be before he starts abusing her?
He's already forcing her to clean his apartment.

Real fathers don't bring their sugar mama home and parade her in front of his kid, shack up, and show their kid poor behavior.

Friday, April 28, 2017

Halburn's Epic Fail

So, Halburn's preliminary hearing was yesterday.
Some interesting things in the case file.
Seems the taxpayers are paying for this leech's lawyer. Except he can't get along with any of them.
His first lawyer asked to be removed because attorney client communications had broken down. Lawyers 2 and 3 refused or got out of it somehow. Lawyer 4 is some guy out of Charleston I never heard of and forgot to write down his name.
David Moye was one. Duane Rosenleib was another.

At least it is for Halburn

He indicated on the form that he has no job.
Has $800 income, presumably from his failing fake news blog. His rent was $350, utilities were $250, child support was $177 and cell phone was $50. Funny how all that adds up to more than $800. He says his car is worth 3 grand.

So how does he pay car insurance and eat?  He still seems to have plenty of money to buy his kid a bunch of shit to try and get him to like him and buy the poster sized portraits of the boy for the creepy kid-shrine which covers the walls of his filthy one bedroom garage apartment in Dunbar.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Happy Birthday, Sis!

So Halburn wished his sister a Happy Birthday yesterday.
What's odd about that you may ask? People do that on Facebook all the time.


Well, the odd thing is neither she nor her children are Facebook friends with Uncle Psycho. Who is going to see the wishes besides his fawning audience of unfit fathers, misogynists and flying monkeys?

You have to be a pretty batshit crazy asshole for your whole family to cut you off, especially when you're 3000 miles away.