Attempted Newspaper Theft Foiled

PutnamLIES.com has uncovered an attempted newspaper theft from a local drug store.

The suspect picked a Hurricane Breeze newspaper (approximate value: 35 cents) out of the rack, opened it and proceeded to read it, then folded it back, placed it under his arm and attempted to walk out the door without paying.

He is described as an extremely obese white male with dark slicked back hair and a mustache, approximately 45-50 years of age, wearing a t-shirt with what appeared to be jelly stains on the front.

Sheriff Mark L. Smith says his office has received several good tips and they believe that they've identified the subject.

Anyone with further information is urged to contact PutnamLIES.com immediately.