Thursday, September 3, 2009

Whatever Happened to Old No Nuts?


You know, Facebook is a wonderful thing. It helps us keep in touch with virtually everyone.
For instance, here's Halburn's wife's status message from today:

"(The boy) is starting to put words together and is trying hard to say them. Well, today he was saying "Mark" and then he got a box of doughnuts. Well, (and I hope I don't offend anyone, but this is funny) when he says doughnuts, it sounds like "nonuts". lol I laugh every time he says it. What did I ever do for entertainment before him???????"

Old No Nuts
The funny thing is, that's the same thing she calls Mark.

Update: PutnamLIES.com has discovered that shortly after publication of this article, the wife was bullied into removing her Facebook profile.
Later, Hallburn was such a pussy, he removed his own profile as well. Now nobody is his friend. (Like they ever were in the first place.)

5 comments:

  1. What kind of 2 year old calls his "Dad" Mark?

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  2. The same kind of 2 yr old that is just learning to talk. Poor kid, I feel sorry for him that his shortcomings are entertainment for his parents.

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  3. Why not?
    His Dad's shortcomings have been entertainment for years.
    Just runs in the family.

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  4. Sigh.........that child really has no chance huh? Poor thing.

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  5. Matthew calls me "dad." That's why he calls Mark, "Mark".

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