Showing posts with label deception. Show all posts
Showing posts with label deception. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Nice Day For a White Wedding



It's A Nice Day to Start Again!
At 7 pm Halburn posts this to his Facebook Wall:

"Guys: How would you feel about your son walking your ex-wife/his mother down the aisle to marry another man?"

Surprisingly enough, all his flying monkeys seemed to agree with the idea. 19 out of 20 commenters approved.

Even the most misogynistic of his unfit father buddies was supportive.

Oops. That backfired on Li'l Marky.

And 3 hours later, he's back pedaling.


"I never said this is ME!

A customer of mine just discovered that his ex is getting married on Saturday and is having their son walk her down the aisle. He feels disrespected and I agree with him. At no point was he asked for his opinion. This came out, in a conversation, today, when he just started shaking in the middle of our transaction... I asked him, casually, "What's wrong?" And he dropped the bomb... I've been thinking about it ever since... He and I both say that he should have at least been asked as it is THEIR son...

And, this question is for GUYS..."

Except it IS about him. His second ex-wife is getting remarried.


Ohhhhh. I didn't say it stood for "on crack," I asked the question.
What a sexist asshole! She should ask HIS permission. What a fuckstick.

Notice how it turns into "asking for a friend" once everybody was like "Grow up, Mark"



Apparently whatever retail job he's got now he's like the fucking bartender in Casablanca and people are gonna just share their deeply personal troubles with him in line at a store.
Does he have a new job or is this just stuff people talk about when they're getting their Obamaphones?

It's like he's goddamned Lucy Van Pelt. May as well set up a cardboard booth!


Who wants to tell a chronic complainer their problems?  I'd say all anyone who has any interaction with him wants to do is get the hell away from him.

 You can fuck off, fatman.
 It's not your party anymore.
You don't get a vote about how the new wedding will operate.

On the bright side, maybe she could get him to take photos.

Step two: That episode of the show where they file the paperwork for the new dad to adopt the boy.

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

HALBURN'S CAT RESCUE STORY IS A HOAX

More Lies From The Lying Liar
PutnamLIES Exposes Another Hoax


Remember a few years ago when Halburn rescued a family from a flaming car crash? Well, that was bullshit and we proved it.
Now he's pumping out another lie in order to make himself look good for his Facebook sycophants who think he's a swell guy.



These type of incidents always seem to happen around the same time Halburn has gotten into some sort of trouble. This one appears to be instigated by his conflict with Congressman Mooney's office and their notification of federal law enforcement.

Week before last, on Tuesday, January 19, before all the snow hit, he claimed a cat that hung out near his shitty garage apartment ran inside to escape the cold and parked himself on his saggy ass, crusty mattress.

"
How cold is it? My town has a stray cat problem. There is one that hangs out near MY home. For THREE YEARS he wouldn't let me get near him. Last night it was about 4 degrees when I came home. As I opened my front door, guess who rushed inside? When I woke up this morning, guess who was sound asleep under my comforters?"


All of his toadies begged him to show them a photo of the sweet little kitty, but the vaunted reporter and photographer was unable to take even one picture.
Pretty convenient that a guy with a camera permanently hanging around his neck 24/7 took no pictures of the cat. None.
His excuse? "Apparently (the cat) was abused, because EVERY time I held up a camera to take his picture, he ran to hide."
Right.
Because a sleeping cat is so hard to photograph.
You know why there are no pictures? Because it NEVER HAPPENED!




So he then he says he named the cat Simba and since he couldn't keep it, he took it to a "no-kill" shelter the next day. It's there that the really big whoppers began.

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He returned tonight. Right now "Simba" (yes, I named him) is sound asleep in the middle of my bed, between two comforters after enjoying a bowl of warm milk and a can of cat food... I set up a litter box and he used it before going to sleep, so I know that he is housebroken. I am not allowed to have pets, so tomorrow I will take Simba to an animal shelter where I know the director will make sure that Simba finds a loving, forever home. No more freezing weather for him."


On Wednesday, a few hours after he allegedly took the imaginary feline to the shelter, he claims he received a call from the cat's owner - "Louise." She was supposedly given his telephone number by the shelter.  "Louise" just wanted to call and thank him - from Florida - where she moved about six years ago. Good thing the imaginary cat had an imaginary microchip. 
The cat allegedly escaped from "Louise's" burning home and never returned. 
Halburn just had to point out that coincidentally, it was was only about 4 miles from where he lives now.

Good thing for "Louise" that she kept her cell number when she moved to Tampa JUST IN CASE the cat ever ever showed up again. "Louise" even wanted Halburn to be there so that she could thank him on Friday or Saturday when she arrived in West Virginia for the reunion.


Snowfall Amounts Across West Virginia
On Thursday, the 21st, on the eve of the biggest snowstorm in 20 years, he says "Louise" managed to get a flight from Orlando that connected into Huntington and was reunited with her LONG lost cat. 

More Bullshit. There was no flight from Orlando to Huntington on that day.
One flight from Charlotte arrived hours after he made his post. One flight was from Beckley. Two from Fedex Memphis. Both Cargo. One From Clearwater. Two others from Charlotte arrived at 10:19am & 3:40pm.
And if she lived in Tampa, why would she drive to Orlando to fly when it would be much easier to fly right out of Tampa?


And as for the heartbreaking reunion? As expected he had a convenient excuse about why he wasn't there. He was at work and couldn't attend the happy event. But luckily for him, they put it all on speakerphone so he could listen.
There would have been NOTHING that would have kept Halburn from that reunion. He thrives on attention and praise and he would have quit his job before missing it and dragged himself through broken glass to get there.

We're just surprised he didn't use his standard self-serving excuse of, "Grab your Kleenex. I really would like to share the heart warming pictures, but "Louise" requested that I keep them private."





A check with the Kanawha County Animal Shelter shows only two cats were brought in on that Wednesday, both by women.



New Hope in Putnam County isn't a public shelter that generally takes strays. Little Victories in Milton, isn't really a shelter either. It's a rescue.

His response to something like this will probably be, "I didn't SAY where it happened or WHICH no-kill shelter! Happy hunting!"

The most telling thing is that any animal shelter where something like this happened would be promoting the shit out of this if it were true. The publicity would be priceless. There hasn't been a peep from any shelter about this.

There was no cat. There was no "Louise" and there was no touching reunion.
Why does Halburn feel the need to pat himself on the back before his adoring audience of ass kissers?






And now, as Paul Harvey used to say, for the rest of the story.

His first post on the 19th about the non-existent cat just happened to show up hours after an almost identical story appeared on the web:

http://www.northjersey.com/news/cat-that-pulled-vanishing-act-will-return-to-owners-by-jet-1.1494857

Can you guess where he got the idea for his lie?

The real original story ran on the 16th.

Cat's missing owners found — 1,800 miles away


He saw this somewhere before the AP picked it up.
Even the Gazette picked the story up on 1/28/16
January 28, 2016
January 28, 2016
If only something like that would happen around here.
All of his "memories" and "stories" are just co-opted events that happened to other people. 

Monday, August 13, 2012

Halburn Continues To Attack Kelly

Hides Behind First Amendment

In another unsigned screed written inMark Vance Halburn mugshot
the third person, PutnumLIVE.com's out-of-state publisher Mark Hallburn continues to attack Kanawha County Family Court Judge Michael J. Kelly. 
Halburn is furious about a ruling that Kelly made on August 8th, 2012 forbidding him, after moving to South Carolina in March, from removing his son from the state.
Kelly is no doubt concerned that due to Halburn's past behavior, it is in the child's best interests to stay in West Virginia. He also realizes that Halburn is the type of vindictive prick that would kidnap his own son and disappear.
Halburn says, "Attention West Virginia parents, if you exercise your First Amendment rights, you could lose parenting rights with your children."
He claims that that due to his complaints about Kelly to the West Virginia Supreme Court he is being retaliated against.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
No one is trying to silence Halburn. He can say and write whatever drivel he pleases. He's already proved that.
But he must also be aware that his words have consequences. And that he will be held responsible for what he says.
Halburn has threatened, harassed and cajoled Kelly since Halburn's wife began divorce proceedings in November of 2011. Halburn has posted under at least 150 different names on the website Topix. All of those posts attack his enemies and support his own positions. He began attacking Kelly as soon as the case was assigned to him.
 
This has nothing to do with speech everything to do with actions.
In 1999 Halburn and his second ex-wife were flying back to California. Once on the plane, Halburn started complaining endlessly about the flight being late.
While he was taking one of several bathroom breaks, (no doubt so he could complain some more) the flight attendant told Mrs Halburn that if she didn't do something with him that they would both be removed from the flight at the next stop.
During the construction of the Hurricane Walmart, Halburn was arrested for telephone harassment after he called the construction supervisor over 10 times in one day and cursed at him over "excessive noise".
He was arrested after forcing his way into a closed public pool and continuing to swim after he was told to leave.
He was convicted of trespassing after another pool incident in Kanawha County. The boy was not present to witness any of those.
Halburn was involved in yet another pool incident at a Charlotte NC hotel in 2011 where he was escorted out for causing a disturbance. This was in front of the little boy.
He is persona non grata at the Comfort Inn in Barboursville after creating a disturbance in the lobby. He was ordered never to return there.
There have been numerous incidents in Putnam County as well where he has shown his ass while his son was with him. Especially involving pools and Joe Haynes.
This is the type of irrational behavior the judge is concerned about.
Hallburn says, "That's absurd, he lets me have my son inside the state. The risk is the same. Kelly's ego can't handle the fact that I complained about his bizarre rulings to Ketchum." He claims his son is being held hostage in West Virginia. Halburn continues, "My son can't go to the beach, the zoo, could not visit me on Father's Day. Kelly is treating my son like a second-class citizen and is violating his rights to enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

Oh, he can do all those things. Just not with you, meathead.
The risk is that if Hallburn has his son and is arrested outside of West Virginia, the little boy will be without a guardian, hours from home. Therefore, Kelly ruled that the child must stay in West Virginia. And rightly so.

What Halburn doesn't like is that now, someone in authority is telling HIM what to do. And HIS ego can't take it.
And there's not anything he can do about it except whine about it. Endlessly.
What Halburn means by all this is that HIS ego can't handle the fact that he is no longer in charge of how he can interact with his child. And it's nobody's fault but his.
"Using my First Amendment rights to redress my government for grievances, I contacted Chief Justice Menis Ketchum, who asked me to prepare a motion," says Halburn. "I did, then he ordered me not to contact the court. Both of these so-called judges should be impeached for violating federal constitutional law."

What Halburn neglects to say is that he filed innumerable "motions" and followed those up with innumerable harassing phone calls to the Chief Justice, other Justices, administrators and employees of the Supreme Court, both at their offices and their homes.
THAT is why he has been ordered not to contact the Court any more.
Several years ago he was banned from even stepping foot on Supreme Court property.
Hallburn says he will be sending a Letter of Impeachment to Speaker Rick Thompson and the members of the West Virginia House of Delegates directing them to impeach Kelly and Ketchum as well as Putnam County Family Law Judge William Watkins.
Of course he will.
And he will follow up those letters with telephone calls. Lots of them.
They will ignore him and order Halburn not to contact them either.
Additionally, Hallburn wants Kelly removed because he ignored a motion providing evidence that his mother was dying, thereby not allowing her to see Halburn's son.

Halburn conveniently ignores the fact that his son is four years old. Halburn had plenty of opportunity to take the boy to see his Grandmother before she was knocking on death's door.
Halburn visited in January of this year. Without the boy. And before that in November of 2010. Again without the boy. If Halburn was so anxious for her to see her grandson, why didn't he attempt to take the boy until now?
Mark Halburn is a narcissistic sociopath. This is not about anyone but him.
His son is nothing more than a convenient crutch for his grievances.
It says a lot about a person that when his mother dies, the only thing he can think about is how a judge's ruling effects HIM.
Halburn believes those who disagree with him should be fired and jailed.
We're calling on Mark Halburn to do what he's done in other Family Court cases.
Release the videos of his divorce case.
 
ALL of the videos of his hearings before Judge Kelly. EVERY SINGLE MINUTE, not just “Cherry Pick” the portions that make the judge look bad.

We will see whether or not he takes the high road or continues with the low road.
You're the one calling for these hearings to be open to reporters and the public.

Put up or shut up, fatboy.

You want to know who is responsible for the court treating you this way, Halburn? Look in the mirror.
It's YOU, motherfucker.
Enjoy your supervised visits. Because that's where all this is heading.


RELATED STORY: It's Final! Kelly Hands Down Ruling

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Edwards Buys Van Outside Of Hurricane

When? OVER 5 YEARS AGO!
Out-Of-State Publisher Prints Another Deceptive Story

Special Report
the true story behind Halburn's picture

The Mayor of Hurricane, Scott D. Edwards has been regularly harassed by Mark Halburn for years. However, PutnamLIES.com has confirmed that Halburn's latest story is completely deceptive and misleading.

Halburn, who likes to lecture others on ethics and "doing the right thing" does not ever "practice what he preaches."

Hallburn writes, "Our camera took these pictures of one of Mayor Edwards' Netranom Communications vans parked outside his Virginia Street office. As you can see by the closup (sic), the Chevrolet Astro Van was not purchased at Hurricane Chevrolet. Instead, it was purchased at Joe Holland Chevrolet, in South Charleston. That means the City of Hurricane did not benefit from the revenue generated by this sale."

So what? The last time we looked, this is still America where consumers have the freedom to shop wherever they want and buy whatever they want. Just because he is the Mayor doesn't obligate him to only buying from Hurricane merchants.
Joe Holland pays West Virginia taxes. Maybe the salesman lives in Hurricane. We don't know. And frankly, we don't care. He can spend his money how he wants.

scott edwards

Edwards replied to Halburn,
"What I do at Netranom is none of your business, but, since you have nothing better to do, I have purchased many vehicles from Joe Holland Chevrolet for both business and personal use and will continue to do so as we have established a wonderful business relationship over the years. You should consider establishing good relationships with people and businesses instead of being an absolute a$$ to everyone you meet."

Mayor Edwards obviously made a business decision to buy elsewhere from a dealer where he has had a long time sales relationship, rather than with a dealership in Hurricane. Maybe he got a better deal.
We don't know.
That's just being a smart businessman, unlike Halburn who, despite being 50 years old, has never held a full-time job for more than a year and filed for bankruptcy in 2004.

Halburn didn't buy a car from a Hurricane dealership either. Fords, Chryslers and Chevrolets are apparently beneath him.
He didn't even buy an American car, choosing instead to buy a cheap Korean sub-compact from a dealership in Huntington..

You know what the worst thing is about his story?
It's not even news.

PutnamLIES.com called Mayor Edwards this afternoon and asked him one question: Was the van pictured purchased recently?
Mayor Edwards replied, "Oh no, definitely not purchased recently. I bought it at least 5 or 6 years ago – maybe longer. The Astro Van has been discontinued for a while now."

As a matter of fact the Astro Van hasn't been made since 2005.

Hallburn is once again deceiving his 29 readers by reporting something that happened over five years ago like it happened yesterday.

Which brings us to the picture.

Let's look at the metadata embedded into the picture.



See where it says Date/time original? That's when the picture was actually taken.
What's that say?

That's right.
March 14 2010.
He took this picture OVER TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO!

Halburn claims his readers were clamoring to know why Edwards bought the van in another county. We claim this is just more harassment by Halburn to satisfy his childish vendetta against Edwards.

Halburn, who
is not a West Virginia resident and publishes his hate blog PutnumLive.com from South Carolina, has apparently run out of news releases to plagiarize. He is now reporting non-stories that happened years ago and doesn't bother to inform his readers of that fact. This is what passes for news on PutnumLive.com.

You may recall that Halburn's second ex-wife recently divorced him and threw him out of her house. He was forced to flee the state due to PutnamLIES.com's exposure of his actions.

UPDATE:
In a effort to deflect criticism for his deceptive reporting, Halburn is claiming PutnamLIES.com manipulated the metadata from his picture. We stand by our reporting. We have altered nothing. The information is embedded in the pictures on his site.
anoother falsely portrayed picture
On April 26th, Halburn added a second van picture claiming it was taken "a few weeks ago". Yeah, if you consider December 4, 2011 a few weeks ago. Once again it's an old picture. This one's only a 4 month old picture of a 6 year old van. Nice try, Halburn.
Just another reason why Mark Hallburn and PutnumLive.com have ZERO credibility!