Saturday, November 17, 2012

Did You Think We Forgot?

Aging Bully Running Out of Time

Halburn has been fishing for birthday greetings all day.
We've got one for him.
51 years with absolutely nothing to show for it.
No house.
No wife.
No family.
No job.
No retirement.
No future.

death cake

Here's your cake, motherfucker. Eat it and die.

Oh yeah, the boy sends his greetings too.

The boy wishes you a speedy death

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Putnam County Honors Its War Heroes

America Hating Halburn Dishonors Them By Attending

Putnam County Veteran's Appreciation Day was held Sunday Nov 4th 2:00 pm in front of the Putnam County Judicial Building. Many people bundled up in the 40 degree weather and brought their lawn chairs to thank our veterans and those still serving in our military.

shorts in November

Mark Halburn being the slob that he is, showed up in cutoff sweat pants and flip flops. 
What a fucking embarrassment.


all seeing eye

We're watching you, motherfucker.
The All Seeing Eye never blinks.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Election Day Warning


Stay Alert For Domestic Terrorist

Election day warning
Putnam County citizens are urged to remain vigilant during the upcoming general election.
In November of 2010, the West Virginia Secretary of State's office warned Putnam County officials that Mark Vance Halburn might try to disrupt the election.
There is no reason to believe that this warning is not just as valid today.

Mark Halburn Mug shot

The subject's description is as follows:
5 foot 10 inches tall, 370 pounds, green eyes, thinning gray hair with a mustache. He is most frequently seen wearing a tee shirt, shorts and sandals, however he sometimes wears black pants and a golf shirt.
Halburn often tries to pass himself off as a journalist.

Do not allow yourself to be photographed or interviewed by this man. He has a propensity for aggressive behavior and given his degree of agitation and volatility, any threats made by Mr. Halburn should be taken seriously and dealt with appropriately.
If you are approached by him at the polls, report it immediately to law enforcement.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Halburn Court Date Set


The State of West Virginia v. Mark Vance Halburn

Mark Vance Halburn will go on trial for telephone harassment charges on December 14, 2012 at 1:30 PM February 11, 2013 at 9:30 AM before Kanawha County Magistrate Pete Lopez, the magistrate clerk tells PutnamLIES.com.


Mark Vance Halburn
According to the complaint made by Officer R.E. Veres of the WV State Capitol Police, Halburn "placed at least 13 telephone phone calls to WorkForce WV Deputy Executive Director  Valorie Comer and her staff on August 14, 2012 after his unemployment benefits were discontinued. The insulting, demanding and abusive calls continued throughout the day even after [Hallburn] was advised by the agency of his appeal options and their lack of ability to resolve his complaint over the phone."

He was arrested in Kanawha County, taken before Magistrate Joe Shelton and released on a $3000 personal recognizance bond.
The charge is a misdemeanor.
Halburn faces a fine of not more than $500, or confined in jail not more than six months, or both.
The State of West Virginia v. Mark Vance Halburn
The case number is 12M-8580.
Halburn Harassment complaint

all seeing eye

The All Seeing Eye never blinks, motherfucker.
We're watching you.
PutnamLIES.com will have more details as they become available.


Thursday, October 25, 2012

Trick or Treat

It's Halloween again, and by popular demand we're bringing back some trick or treat favorites.

Once again you can be the scariest fat kid on your block with the Official Putnam
LIES.com Mark Hallburn Halloween Mask.


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The PutnamLIES.com Strokey Mark Mask is the most popular mask we offer! With 100% more drool than the regular mask, this was downloaded over 2500 times last year.




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Last year, readers asked for something to go with their masks, so we introduced the MARK HALBURN MANPURSE!
Now you too can pretend that you're very important. Pretend you're a reporter for a blog. Be like Halburn and keep track of the things you don't have to do or the people you need to harass. Send an invoice for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!
It's easy with your manpurse.


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New for 2012! 
Get your very own Warp ZTE phone just like Mark uses to harass public employees! Have fun making multiple threatening calls every day!



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Pick a mask, print it out, cut it out & put it on!
(straitjacket not included)

Go to divorce court.
Go to the unemployment office.
Go swimming (only when the pool's closed, of course.)
Be a substitute teacher in Kanawha County! (no qualifications needed)
Go Trick or Treating at Fatso's HUD apartment.
Do anything you want!

You're Mark Fucking Halburn!

Scare your friends!
Scare your neighbors!
They'll run. They'll cry.
They'll shit their pants!

Many thanks!

Happy Halloween!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Election Hijinks 2012

Political News






Halburn Runs More Fraudulent Ads
WV SOS Investigating

fraud stamp
In Mark Halburn's world, the old saying "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" is his philosophy.
And during the election season is where he really shows his underhanded colors.

Halburn began the election season by running ads on his cluttered hate blog, PutnumLive, from the same political hacks that he usually does. Joshua and Helen Martin, both Democrats, a mother-son tag team whose only apparent qualification to hold office is being related to a dead office holder, had their ads run on PutnumLive during the primaries, apparently at no cost. Their expenditure reports show that they only paid for an after election "thank you" ad. 
This time though, it looks like Mom and Junior both ponied up for their ads.

Jeff "Barbie" Eldridge only paid for a post election "thank you" ad. Josh Stowers actually did pay for his primary ads, so he's got that going for him. Neither of those two candidates' first general election expenditure forms show that they've paid for the ads Halburn is running now.

Now to this race's shenanigans.
Halburn is at the end of a very messy divorce, where he  has harangued the courts and every other branch of government for the past year. Any politician that disagrees with him is going to be "punished" by him running an ad for his opponent.
Halburn followed Governor Earl Ray Tomblin to the UMW Labor Day Picnic, where Tomblin blew him off and laughed at him, which enraged Halburn.
So he began by running a Bill Maloney for Governor ad, with a "Paid For By Supporters Of Bill Maloney" disclaimer. According to the WV Secretary of State, there is no such group.
Maloney ad

A Maloney spokesperson tells PutnamLIES.com that they did not pay for the ad and it is not authorized to run on Halburn's blog.

Halburn attended the grand opening of the Putnam County Republican Headquarters and harassed one of the judicial candidates so much that the candidate finally left. 
He did the same thing when he attended a candidate forum in South Charleston with his buddies the child molester and the sleazy preacher. 
Halburn went and listened to everything they said and then tried to make the candidates promise to kick Putnam County Family Court Judge William Watkins off the bench if they were elected to the Supreme Court.

He has harassed the Supreme Court and its employees endlessly since his divorce proceedings began. Halburn was previously banned from the Supreme Court after a prior harassment incident.

Supreme Court candidate Allen Loughry's ad also appears on Halburn's blog. His is allegedly paid for by a group called "People for Accountability In The Courts."  Loughry's campaign confirms that they did not authorize or place the ad.

Loughry ad

Supreme Court candidate Letitia Chafin's ad says it is paid for by "Supporters Of Court Transparency." Again, this ad is not authorized by her campaign.
We wonder though if that transparency includes mentioning her trophy husband Truman's federal indictments?

Chafin ad

Neither of these two groups are registered with the West Virginia Secretary of  State's office as required by law.
Neither are authorized by either campaign.
Could it be that they are nothing more than something that Mark Halburn has made up? PutnamLIES.com says that is exactly the case.
A source tells PutnamLIES.com that the Secretary of State is now investigating this violation of election laws.

Some speculate that Halburn runs the ads as "contributions" without the candidates' knowledge. Or that he runs the ads and sends the campaign a bill which he then hopes they pay unwittingly.

Last year during the Gubernatorial primaries, PutnamLIES.com exposed the fact that Halburn illegally ran unpaid ads for both Natalie Tennant and Betty Ireland on his opinion blog. Those ads appeared without the consent and without payment by their respective campaigns.
And that it appears to be a long standing practice of his, running over several election cycles.

This is just the kind of sleazy, underhanded, biased reporting that Hallburn has become notorious for. People have come to expect this type of unethical coverage from Mark Halburn and PutnumLive.com.

Any candidate that would run ads with Mark Halburn and PutnumLive.com is not fit to hold office.


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Thursday, October 11, 2012

Excessive Noise Disturbs Walmart

For years Mark Halburn complained about the excessive noise at the Hurricane Walmart, which PutnamLIES.com long ago proved to be wrong. And last night was no exception. It was quiet. So quiet in fact, that the sounds of one extremely belligerent fat man getting his ass chewed could be heard across the busy parking lot.
Wife chews Halburn's ass
Our Walmart correspondent filed this report:

"I was getting into my car at Walmart around 8 PM last night when I heard 2 voices arguing. When I looked over I saw they were coming from the blue house. Apparently Hallburn had just driven up because his car's lights were on and he was out of the car. A woman's voice could clearly be heard. I could hear Mark's whiny voice but it's a shame I couldn't make out what he was saying.

But I sure could hear what the woman had to say.

"I saw your picture with that child molester..."

(inaudible)

"He molested a little girl."

(inaudible)

"What is wrong with you?
Who are you?"

(inaudible)

"Who are you?
Who are you?"

(inaudible)

"I don't care about talking.
I just can't deal with this.
I can't stand it."

(inaudible)

"I'm not gonna come out there."

(inaudible)

"I just don't even know you.
This is not the man I married."

(inaudible)

"I don't understand."

(inaudible)

"Whatever.
See, right there..."

(inaudible)

"You can't see..."

(inaudible)

"You are.
You cannot see your own problems.
You need help."

(inaudible)

"Everyday it's something different."

(inaudible)

"Your behavior is out of control."


And with that, Mark got back in his car, slammed the door, went over to the Walmart and waddled in and bought a load of groceries. 

The whole thing only lasted two or three minutes."


Look's like the soon to be ex-wife's days as a doormat are over.
PWN3d!


all seeing eye

The All Seeing Eye never blinks, lardass.
EVERYONE'S watching you now.

October 15th, Halburn.