Print it out, cut it out & put it on!
(straitjacket not included)
Go to the Hurricane Walmart.
Go to Hurricane City Hall.
Go swimming (only when the pool's closed, of course.)
Check into the Comfort Suites in Kanawha City!
Do anything you want!
You're Mark Fucking Hallburn!
Scare your friends!
Scare Your neighbors!
They'll run. They'll cry.
They'll shit their pants!
Many thanks!
Happy Halloween!
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ooooohhhh this is great!!!
ReplyDeleteSteve Andes is a neighbor of mine and I can't wait to send the kids over looking like this...he'll crack up :-)
OMG that's scary.
ReplyDeleteThe cariest masks are Steve Andes, Joe Haynes, and Scott Edwards. VERY scary!
ReplyDeleteI'm about pissing myself laughing. I'll be on vacation over Halloween, so wearing it will be even LESS appropriate where I am going. Damn right I'm gonna though!
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AWESOME!!!!
Now I better go change, unlike Lenny, I did piss myself laughing.
We pride ourselves in our incontinent readers!
ReplyDeleteMany thanks!
You know what would be really fun?
ReplyDeleteShow up at Hallburn's shack wearing these.
Talk about scary.
Anyone that does so will be arrested for trespassing.
ReplyDeleteYou heard it here first folks.
ReplyDeleteHalburn is such a prick that he's going to have trick or treaters arrested!
What are you going to do tough guy? Detain people until the cops arrive? Put up a sign?
He's officially the old man that shakes his fist and says, "Hey you kids, get off my lawn."
Good luck getting the Hurricane Police to come to your house, shitbird.
Humm, one would think Mark would LOVE a bunch of little kids showing up at his door so he could offer them candy.
ReplyDeleteGood work Mark, keep those kids away. They are much safer that way.
What's next, Arbuckle?
ReplyDeleteBeating up Santa because he's fat like you?
He's probably just giving out rocks anyways...
ReplyDeleteHe is too broke to buy candy, that is why he does not want people coming to his door.
ReplyDeleteWell that and his house smells like a pig pen.
A 4 p.m. post? Posting from work again, are we? Or have we been fired from another job?
ReplyDeleteNah, it's from home.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering if he still has his bellboy job (for the benefits.)
Can the police enforce a law if he calls them on property that we all know isn't his....?
ReplyDeleteMark Halburn is that guy that gives out stale peanut butter kisses (those nasty orange and black wrapped things) from the dollar tree. That, and razor'd apples.
ReplyDeleteMark's the Great Pumpkin.
ReplyDeleteSubstitute "great" for "douche" and there ya have it.