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Halburn Impersonates Second Ex-Wife

Last Saturday we received an email from someone purporting to be Halburn's second ex-wife. We smelled a rat as soon as we read it. A big fat smelly rat named Mark Vance Halburn.

She has absolutely no reason to contact us. Why would she? She has nothing to say to us. And we have nothing to say to her.

 So Saturday's email came as a surprise. But we knew something was amiss as soon as we read it.

Why would she care why he left? We're sure she's just relieved that he's gone.

So we waited a couple of days and  then asked, "Who Are you? Mark who?"
And the answer came back:

Our reply: 

"He's undergoing gender reassignment surgery. 
 
Seriously. Fuck you Halburn, We know it's you."

Two hours later, his answer was: 

We answered back:
"Bullshit.

You realize this is going to get posted don't you?
And as soon as it is, Judge Keller is going to see it.
Enjoy your time back in jail, asshole.

That kid of yours is going to be shaving before you see him again."


"Not Halburn" never answered that email.

And now it's being posted. This is the kind of shit that got him sent to jail before Christmas. A stunt like this could put him back in there.

Why would Halburn do something like this? Easy.

He wants something to prove that she's communicating with us. To smoke us out. He's convinced that everyone is conspiring against him. He's a fucking nut.

He even used a picture of her holding the son he will never see again.

God only knows if he’s emailing anyone else with that address and what he’s saying. The court would be interested to know too.

But we can see the fake email now ... “I confess I cheated on my husband and I am an unfit mother. Therefore I ask for my parental rights to be immediately terminated and for my son to be placed with his father in a Beach house you order me to Buy. I also will pay $1 million per month for life for spousal and child support and will never contact my son or Mark Hallburn again”

He's notorious for using fake accounts. He even forged a letter from Judge Mike Kelly to the Supreme Court during his divorce case.

A practice like this is business at its absolute worst, practiced by an immoral charlatan masquerading as a journalist.  He will stoop to the lowest, most vulgar, vile and disgusting ploys to deceive the honest, hard-working citizen. He is the lowest form of scum on the face of the earth.

Report From A Jerk In Jail

In an article that can only be described as surreal, Mark Vance Halburn has parlayed his latest stay in the Western Regional Jail into a "Special Report" on his fake news hate blog.

Undercover Reporter Mark Vance Halburn

 His "14 day investigation" (he misspelled incarceration) reveals that the jail's problems include:

Overcrowding.
He calls it a “dumping ground” for inmates that he thinks should be just be issued court summons, like someone (him) being held for contempt of court.

Medical personnel are rude.
He whines that diabetics (him) are fed food that makes them sick. (They wouldn't bring him a gas station pizza).

And the most shocking: Illegal drug use by inmates!

The ex-inmate is also upset that administrators won't return his insistent phone calls.

Nowhere in the article does he tell his 29 readers that he was being held as a prisoner in the jail.
One thing is for sure, he'll get a warm reception the next time he goes back.

Truth IS stranger than fiction.

MARK HALBURN FLEES THE STATE!!

FAT BASTARD THROWS IN THE TOWEL
Leavin’ or Lyin’?

Here’s some good news to start the year.

After a devastating 2017, where he was jailed twice and lost all visitation with his son until at least May 2019, by the end of the year Mark Vance Halburn was reduced to dumpster diving for cans and begging for cash on Gofundme.

Broke and defeated, Halburn announced today he’s leaving town and moving to South Carolina.


Whether or not it actually happens is anyone’s guess. It would be just like Halburn to say something like this in order to dodge a summons or a warrant.

Some say he's leeching off his sugar mama Barbara and her elderly parents,  living at their house in Raleigh, NORTH Carolina.



Halburn claims one of his FB friends says his church will get him a job and a place to live. Perfect for him. Someone else does the work of finding him a job. Wait until he gets hired and starts his shit.

Certainly a better economy in terms of jobs, but with his history, he can’t hold down a job, so he’ll never have anything more than what he has here.
He’s never going to be executive material, no matter how far he runs.
Hotel desk worker. This “merchandising” thing. Retail. That’s about it.
A 56 year old guy with no savings, no retirement and no prospects still has a long time to work.
And a future living the rest of his life in a dirtneck shit trailer park.

Unfortunately for him the water slide at Heritage USA has been shut down for years. He’ll have to find someplace else to harass about their pool.

On December 16,2017, the bum was so desperate to get some money that he started a Gofundme campaign to scam money from suckers.



Apparently the unsecure office space is his one bedroom garage apartment in Dunbar and whatever fast food place he can leech wifi from.

It appears though, that $100 he raised was enough to get him gas money to get out of town.

Strangely enough, Halburn has never posted a link to the Gofundme campaign on his hate blog, his personal Facebook page or the two other FB pages he uses to pimp his blog. He’s not going to raise much money that way. Maybe he doesn’t want everyone to know that the so-called successful businessman is a dismal failure.

Halburn has tried relocating twice before. Once in 2007, where he lasted 4 months at a TV station in Conway SC before being fired and returning to WV, and again in 2012 when his second ex-wife threw him out of her house and divorced him. He lasted 7 months that time, while living in a trailer in Galivants Ferry SC and working at a Myrtle Beach pier.
Don't look for this attempt to last any longer. He'll fail this time just as he has his entire life.

It’s Christmas!!!

And Now A Word Of Advice From Judge Patricia Keller…

For Mark Vance Halburn

Mark Halburn Out Of Jail!!!

The Bad News?
No One Shanked Him

Day 13 was lucky for Mark Vance Halburn.
He was released from jail this afternoon after being jailed on November 29 for violating a Family Court order.
Has he learned his lesson?
He better have.
One thing is for sure. Judge Patricia Keller isn’t afraid of him in the least, or his band of disaffected losers.
She locked his ass right the fuck up.
And she will again if he gives her a reason.

Down The Memory Hole II

Sunday, Mark Vance Halburn’s hate blog disappeared. Not completely though. All the pages have been replaced with a placeholder that says,
“Please Be Patient
Site under Maintenance”


It probably should read,
“Please Be Patient
Publisher in Jail”

He has obviously gotten one of his associates, or more likely his sugar mama Barbara, to turn off all access to his fake news blog.
Shortly after that, his personal Facebook page and both of the Facebook pages that he uses to pimp his blog were disabled as well.
 
The most likely explanation for this is that there was some content on there that violated the family court order that he is currently in jail for violating and he’s hoping that will help get him out.
Halburn can be held indefinitely until he complies with the order. In the past, he was ordered not to discuss the case on his blog or social media. This seem to point to something similar.

Sugar mama Barbara is out collecting checks from “advertisers” while Halburn  is in jail. Do you think she’s telling them that their ads aren’t being seen?

UPDATE:
Less than 5 hours after he was released from jail, he reactivated his personal Facebook page. Shortly after that, his fake news hate blog reappeared.  The blog had been scrubbed of any banned references, save one, which was removed in the overnight hours. His personal FB page, however, still has numerous, numerous, numerous pictures of his second ex-wife as well as screencaps of text messages, etc.