Whining About Taxes

Now Halburn is whining that the paltry child support he does pay is not tax deductible for him and not taxable as income for his second ex-wife. He calls it The Child Support Penalty. He's even harassing Congressmen Jenkins and Mooney over the matter.

He doesn't get  it reduced 4 times

Let us school you, lardass.

Child support is not counted as income because it is not income.
It is money that goes towards the financial benefit of your child for his support. It goes towards food and clothing for him.

Only a misanthropic bastard like you would complain about supporting his own son as a way to punish his second ex-wife.
If you want to start deducting something, start paying alimony. That will teach her.

PAY WHAT YOU OWE, DEADBEAT!

Bullshit, More Shit, Piled Higher and Deeper

PORCINE PUBLISHER PERSISTS PREVARICATING

Well, it didn't take long for Halburn to start backtracking about the cat story, which means that someone has definitely asked him about it.

After clearly saying he took the cat to a no-kill shelter where they scanned the animal's microchip, now he says it wasn't really a shelter, it was a just a farm where they do the same thing. Because all farmers have their own microchip reader, dental and veterinarian care on the premises.

And it's not just any farm, it's the "private West Virginia farm of a wonderful animal lover, who doesn't want publicity and is wealthy enough to afford his life-saving hobby." And unfortunately, he can't share the name of the farmer because the farmer begged Halburn never to write an article about him or reveal his super secret identity.
Who confuses a no-kill shelter with a farm?
Nobody does. Because it's more BULLSHIT!

So now we have a phantom farmer and a phantom "Louise" and a phantom touching reunion that Halburn says he couldn't make. You can believe that NOTHING would have kept him from that reunion. He thrives on attention and praise and he would have quit his job and dragged himself through broken glass in order to be there.

And apparently, the farmer lets people who need pets to hang around the super secret facility because Halburn claims a woman was asking about adopting the cat.

But the funny thing is, that in his original telling of the story he said he said, "While I was there, I volunteered to shoot photos for their website and put about 50 animals on their memory card". So the farmer who wants to remain anonymous has a web site? Where's the website that you took the pictures for, Halburn? Give us the URL. 
A legitimate rescue place would want every bit of publicity they could get to help promote animal welfare practices.
Everyone wants to adopt a pet. 

 

Once he starts adding to the story, that's pretty much as much of an admission of guilt as you're going to get out of the fat bastard.

Then he started pumping out even more lies about the non-existent cat. Seems he thinks we want to know the name of the "wonderful animal lover, who doesn't want publicity and is wealthy enough to afford his life-saving hobby."
We don't give a shit who he is. You know why?
Because THERE IS NO FARMER and THERE IS NO FARM/NO-KILL SHELTER! There's not a farm anywhere around here that does that kind of thing. It doesn't exist except in Halburn's fevered brain.

Then he offers another lie about why "Louise," a Tampa resident, would fly out of Orlando. Easy he says, because she works five minutes from the Orlando airport. The only problem there is that she would have had to have caught an early flight out, which means she wouldn't have gone to work that day, just to the airport.
But she drives over an hour to Orlando anyway. Right.
Plus, people in Florida don't drive 3/4 of the way across the state to go to work. They don't have to. There's not a job in Orlando that you'd drive from Tampa to take that you couldn't find in Tampa.
MORE BULLSHIT AND LIES.

Keep digging that hole, fatboy. You can't explain away all the lies. But we all know you'll try.

HALBURN'S CAT RESCUE STORY IS A HOAX

More Lies From The Lying Liar
PutnamLIES Exposes Another Hoax

Remember a few years ago when Halburn rescued a family from a flaming car crash? Well, that was bullshit and we proved it.
Now he's pumping out another lie in order to make himself look good for his Facebook sycophants who think he's a swell guy.

These type of incidents always seem to happen around the same time Halburn has gotten into some sort of trouble. This one appears to be instigated by his conflict with Congressman Mooney's office and their notification of federal law enforcement.

Week before last, on Tuesday, January 19, before all the snow hit, he claimed a cat that hung out near his shitty garage apartment ran inside to escape the cold and parked himself on his saggy ass, crusty mattress.

"How cold is it? My town has a stray cat problem. There is one that hangs out near MY home. For THREE YEARS he wouldn't let me get near him. Last night it was about 4 degrees when I came home. As I opened my front door, guess who rushed inside? When I woke up this morning, guess who was sound asleep under my comforters?"

All of his toadies begged him to show them a photo of the sweet little kitty, but the vaunted reporter and photographer was unable to take even one picture.
Pretty convenient that a guy with a camera permanently hanging around his neck 24/7 took no pictures of the cat. None.
His excuse? "Apparently (the cat) was abused, because EVERY time I held up a camera to take his picture, he ran to hide."
Right.
Because a sleeping cat is so hard to photograph.
You know why there are no pictures? Because it NEVER HAPPENED!

So he then he says he named the cat Simba and since he couldn't keep it, he took it to a "no-kill" shelter the next day. It's there that the really big whoppers began.

"He returned tonight. Right now "Simba" (yes, I named him) is sound asleep in the middle of my bed, between two comforters after enjoying a bowl of warm milk and a can of cat food... I set up a litter box and he used it before going to sleep, so I know that he is housebroken. I am not allowed to have pets, so tomorrow I will take Simba to an animal shelter where I know the director will make sure that Simba finds a loving, forever home. No more freezing weather for him."

On Wednesday, a few hours after he allegedly took the imaginary feline to the shelter, he claims he received a call from the cat's owner - "Louise." She was supposedly given his telephone number by the shelter.  "Louise" just wanted to call and thank him - from Florida - where she moved about six years ago. Good thing the imaginary cat had an imaginary microchip. 
The cat allegedly escaped from "Louise's" burning home and never returned. 
Halburn just had to point out that coincidentally, it was was only about 4 miles from where he lives now.

Good thing for "Louise" that she kept her cell number when she moved to Tampa JUST IN CASE the cat ever ever showed up again. "Louise" even wanted Halburn to be there so that she could thank him on Friday or Saturday when she arrived in West Virginia for the reunion.

Snowfall Amounts Across West Virginia

On Thursday, the 21st, on the eve of the biggest snowstorm in 20 years, he says "Louise" managed to get a flight from Orlando that connected into Huntington and was reunited with her LONG lost cat. 

More Bullshit. There was no flight from Orlando to Huntington on that day.
One flight from Charlotte arrived hours after he made his post. One flight was from Beckley. Two from Fedex Memphis. Both Cargo. One From Clearwater. Two others from Charlotte arrived at 10:19am & 3:40pm.
And if she lived in Tampa, why would she drive to Orlando to fly when it would be much easier to fly right out of Tampa?

And as for the heartbreaking reunion? As expected he had a convenient excuse about why he wasn't there. He was at work and couldn't attend the happy event. But luckily for him, they put it all on speakerphone so he could listen.
There would have been NOTHING that would have kept Halburn from that reunion. He thrives on attention and praise and he would have quit his job before missing it and dragged himself through broken glass to get there.

We're just surprised he didn't use his standard self-serving excuse of, "Grab your Kleenex. I really would like to share the heart warming pictures, but "Louise" requested that I keep them private."




A check with the Kanawha County Animal Shelter shows only two cats were brought in on that Wednesday, both by women.

New Hope in Putnam County isn't a public shelter that generally takes strays. Little Victories in Milton, isn't really a shelter either. It's a rescue.
His response to something like this will probably be, "I didn't SAY where it happened or WHICH no-kill shelter! Happy hunting!"

The most telling thing is that any animal shelter where something like this happened would be promoting the shit out of this if it were true. The publicity would be priceless. There hasn't been a peep from any shelter about this.

There was no cat. There was no "Louise" and there was no touching reunion.
Why does Halburn feel the need to pat himself on the back before his adoring audience of ass kissers?

And now, as Paul Harvey used to say, for the rest of the story.

His first post on the 19th about the non-existent cat just happened to show up hours after an almost identical story appeared on the web:

http://www.northjersey.com/news/cat-that-pulled-vanishing-act-will-return-to-owners-by-jet-1.1494857

Can you guess where he got the idea for his lie?

The real original story ran on the 16th.

http://www.newbernsj.com/article/20160116/NEWS/160119284

Cat's missing owners found — 1,800 miles away

He saw this somewhere before the AP picked it up.

Even the Gazette picked the story up on 1/28/16

January 28, 2016

January 28, 2016

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/life/20160128/man-drives-1700-miles-braves-blizzard-to-retrieve-lost-cat

If only something like that would happen around here.
All of his "memories" and "stories" are just co-opted events that happened to other people. 

Congressman Trouble

After Halburn left the Social Security office last week, he went to Congressman Alex Mooney's Charleston office and demanded that they step in to get him his sons Social Security card. 

Mooney's office is located at 405 Capitol Street

He was told that they'd try to look into it, but there might not be much they could do. Halburn then demanded that Mooney himself call him no later then 5pm. Hallburn was told that Congress was out and that everyone had gone home. 
Later, Hallburn called back again and he was turned him over to the boss who asked Hallburn if Hallburn was threatening him, (Hallburn was) and in so many words, basically told Hallburn to get fucked.

Then the asshole called the DC office and tried to run his shit on them. After he was rude and abusive to them, they called Capitol police. Sent his mugshot to them. You don't fuck with federal employees, especially with his background.  The Capitol Police and FBI are now well aware of Halburn and are investigating.

Both the Capitol Police and the FBI are investigating

They have his number now and I have a feeling his name is "on the list".

It appears that he wants the kid's Social Security card so he can use it for Social Security goodies.

He's also upset that the paltry child support he pays is not tax deductible. He calls it The Child Support Penalty. He's angry that recipients of child support pay no taxes on it, but also get to deduct the child as an income tax credit.  He has been harassing Mooney's office about this as well.

That's how it works, fatass.
The child support is for the child. The tax deduction is for the person who has custody of the child.
In your case, that's NOT you.

A Visit To The Social Security Office

Halburn was sighted at the Social Security office last week trying to get a copy of his son's Social Security card.

He shuffled into the waiting room, stood around for a while looking at everyone and stinking up the place, then finally flopped his ass into a seat.

Charleston Social Security Office

There are signs posted on the walls everywhere that state NO CELL PHONE USE, but the VERY FIRST THING he did was pull out his cell phone and listened to his messages, which EVERYONE heard, because the volume was cranked up to the max. He then proceeded to make calls while he talked LOUDLY. At one point he was grilling some poor unfortunate clerk about who she was associated with, where she used to work, who she knew, etc. 
After he got his number called and went to the window, the old lady who was sitting behind him said "I'm sure glad THAT guy is gone!....
He's just a flaming asshole with NO idea how to conduct himself in public.

The real question is, why would someone with absolutely no custody of his child even need a copy of  the kid's Social Security card?
Trying to get Social Security benefits? An EBT card? A CHIP card? Applying for a credit card in the kid's name? Maybe even kidnapping?

Charleston DHHR Office

He did the same thing at the Kanawha County Department of Health &  Human Resources office last week. So much so that when he walked in, some other guy threw his arms up and said this guy's here again. They made him go out to get his ID and all the clerks started laughing while he was out. 
Seems his assholery follows him wherever he goes.

I'll bet he is applying for food stamps.

Halburn Now Stalking Bill Cole

Campaign season is underway. Looks like it going to be a long one.

Another day and Halburn refuses to stop harassing people! This time it's WV Senate President and Gubernatorial candidate Bill Cole.
Halburn is furious that WV legislators won't take up his wacky crusade against the family law system in the state.

Halburn paces back and forth outside Prime on 4th

Halburn showed up at a private event for young professionals at the Prime on 4th restaurant in Huntington that was organized to meet gubernatorial candidate Bill Cole. He walked in with his camera and video camera around his neck. Numerous people began videoing him with their phones and when he noticed it he walked completely around the room  before going back out the door.

He was thrown completely off guard. It was comical watching him retreat. He went outside to pull himself together, paced back and forth for about 5 minutes and then tried to come back in. An event organizer told him to leave, that it was a private function.  He asked one attendee "Are you filming me?"  with his whiny, lispy voice, then he left and continued to pace outside where he tried putting his hood on so he wouldn't be recognized in the footage.

The hoodie doesn't help you lardass. You can't hide that gut!
He attempted to ambush Cole about the family court system as he walked in. Not sure what the reply was to him.
The police were called and they were seen talking to Halburn before they ordered him to leave.

He didn't seem to like his own tactics being used against him. It's not so fun for him when the sandal is on the other foot.

All that wasted gas money driving through 3 counties.

PutnamLies was there waiting for him.  He let the cat out of the bag on his FB page the other night before the event. : 
"Mark Hallburn 
January 1 at 7:14pm · 
Do (sic) to Prime on 4th's hosting of the January 5th, 2016 Bill Cole for Governor event, my family will boycott Prime on 4th. Senator Cole is anti-family and allows the corrupt West Virginia Family Court system to abuse single parents, children, and elders. Responsible businesses do not support Bill Cole! "

First of all, Halburn, you don't have a family.
Second of all, you couldn't afford to eat at Prime on 4th if you wanted to.
And thirdly, the one who's abusing single parents, children, and elders is YOU.

Halburn Planning Name Change For His Hate Blog

Blobby Blogger Gets Scooped On Own Announcement

In a desperate attempt to remain relevant and run away from his toxic brand, Halburn will be changing the name and domain of his blog. The new name will be Putnam County News and Putnumcountynews. com will be the new URL. The site was registered on December 27, 2015. It's unsure when the changeover will actually take place.
He doesn't seen to understand that changing the name is not going to make people forget. His past is not going to be erased that easily.

One of the reasons for the change? He now gets to use News in the name. So now he can harass people under a new name and continue to insist "IT'S NOT A BLOG!"

The other reason? Through our efforts, his blog and its name were so damaged, so poisoned, so associated with his harassing, bullying tactics that he was forced to change the name.
And in typical style he made a new shitty logo with some copied clipart. Appropriate that he chose his notebook computer as one of the pieces of clipart..

Pretty sure he just got scooped on his own announcement. News leader my ass.

Same old shit, new name.
You can't polish a turd, all you can do is put a bow on it.

As we always said, we would be here one day longer than putnumlive. com, and that pledge has been fulfilled.
The same thing applies to his new name. One day longer.