MARK HALBURN LOSES!
THE HALBURN FILES
Mark Halburn's Mugshot Print it and Post It. You're Gonna Need It.
Mark Vance Halburn's Mental Evaluation
"It is considered highly unlikely that even an individual who has sustained severe brain damage would perform this poorly.”
Document Dump
Our Slideshare page with all the Halburn documents you can read
Worse Off Now Than Before He Filed Appeal
First Tuesday In November
Mr. Douche Goes To Charleston
Samaritan or Liar?
Halburn Claims To Be Lifesaver
PutnamLIES.com Exposes Hoax
Halburn Jailed For Contempt
Held In South Central Regional Jail Pending Bond
Halburn Convicted, Faces 45 Days In Jail
Stowers Issues Ruling In Divorce Appeal
Halburn Arrested At Health Department
Ignored Warning Not To Return
PutnumLive.com Publisher Arrested Again
Will This Void Halburn's Plea Bargain For Harassment?Halburn Escorted Off Health Department Property
Serial Harasser Strikes Again
Not Management Material
Halburn Cops A Plea
Judge Kelly Verbally Bitch Slaps Halburn In Divorce Case!!!
Halburn Has HUD Apartment In Dunbar
Failure Now Lives Above Garage
Halburn Posts Shocking Confession
"I Lived With A Child Molester"
Halburn Harasses JIC Staff
Attempts To Intimidate Cipoletti
Last Minute Of Video Shows Halburn's Disturbing Behavior
Halburn Unhinged
Demands Court Resurrect Dead Mother
Halburn Threatens Judge Kelly
Intimidation Must Stop
Mark Halburn Court Date Set
Will Face Telephone Harassment Charges
Putnam County Honors Its War Heroes
Halburn Dishonors Them By Attending
Halburn Runs More Fraudulent Election Ads
WV SOS Investigating
Excessive Noise Disturbs Walmart
Bully Gets Public Ass Chewing From Second Ex-Wife
"You Need Help."
Halburn Buddies Up To Child Molester
Birds Of A Feather
Halburn Busted For Telephone Harassment
Made Repeated Calls to Work Force WV
Another Day, Another Problem
Halburn Back In Town, Harassing Bank Employees
Thrown Out Of Parenting Class At The Courthouse
Halburn Drives 60 miles To Harass Governor
Tomblin Laughs At A "Stupid Fat Man" Shouting Questions
Halburn Has HUD Apartment In Dunbar
Failure Now Lives Above Garage
Halburn Posts Shocking Confession
"I Lived With A Child Molester"
Halburn Harasses JIC Staff
Attempts To Intimidate Cipoletti
Last Minute Of Video Shows Halburn's Disturbing Behavior
Halburn Unhinged
Demands Court Resurrect Dead Mother
Halburn Threatens Judge Kelly
Intimidation Must Stop
Mark Halburn Court Date Set
Will Face Telephone Harassment Charges
Putnam County Honors Its War Heroes
Halburn Dishonors Them By Attending
Halburn Runs More Fraudulent Election Ads
WV SOS Investigating
Excessive Noise Disturbs Walmart
Bully Gets Public Ass Chewing From Second Ex-Wife
"You Need Help."
Halburn Buddies Up To Child Molester
Birds Of A Feather
Halburn Busted For Telephone Harassment
Made Repeated Calls to Work Force WV
Another Day, Another Problem
Halburn Back In Town, Harassing Bank Employees
Thrown Out Of Parenting Class At The Courthouse
Halburn Drives 60 miles To Harass Governor
Tomblin Laughs At A "Stupid Fat Man" Shouting Questions
Halburn Continues To Attack Judge Kelly
Hides Behind First Amendment
The Road To Perdition
Halburn's Dirt Road
Halburn Behind Attacks On Judge Watkins
Out of State Publisher Sides With Sex Offenders,
Halburn Goes Apeshit
Sues Ex-Wife and Judge
No Room At The Inn
Halburn Comes Back, Shows His Ass
Involved In More Hotel Incidents
Tries To Cover His Trail
Document Dump
Our Scribd page with all the Halburn documents you can read
Edwards Ad Not Meant To Tell It All
It's The Economy, Halburn!
PutnumLive.com Continues Baseless Attacks Against Mayor
Edwards Buys Van Outside Of Hurricane
When? OVER 5 YEARS AGO!
Out-Of-State Publisher Prints Another Deceptive Story
Police Called To 194 Grace Drive
Halburn Returns With A Vengeance
Halburn Wins Free Meal(s)
Ate Them All At Once
Not Edwards' Job To Run Marketplace
Has No Responsibility To Help Strugging Retail Center
Thousands Of Animals Put To Death
Joe Haynes Had Nothing To Do With Any Of Them
New Animal Shelter: Halburn Gets Nothing!
Halburn Continues To Harass Haynes Over Shelter Spending
Butthurt Bully Boo-Hoos
Topix CEO Smacks Halburn With First Amendment
HUMANITY OFFENDER: Mark Vance Halburn
Humanity offender should be ordered by a court to register for life.
Get The Fuck Out Of Town
Halburn's Wife Throws Him Out & PutnamLIES.com Forces Him to Flee State
New Animal Shelter-Halburn Gets Nothing!
Hallburn Continues To Harass Haynes Over Shelter Spending
Halburn Calls Magistrate Kim Blair "A Slut"
Misogynist Mark Attacks Another Woman
Mark Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Mental Evaluation Of Mark Halburn.
The Chronicles of Markia 5
The Deposition of The Wife.
The Chronicles of Markia 4
Part 4 of Mark Halburn's Deposition.
The Chronicles of Markia 3
Part 3 of Mark Halburn's Deposition.
The Chronicles of Markia 2
Part 2 of Mark Halburn's Deposition.
The Chronicles of Markia 1
Part 1 of Mark Halburn's Deposition
The Lyin' King
The Introduction to Mark Halburn's Deposition.
Butthurt Bully Boo-Hoos
Topix CEO Smacks Halburn With First Amendment.
Mark Hallburn STILL Hates Dogs
Runs Down A Beloved Pet.
Returns later to demand payment.
Mark Hallburn Uses Image Of Dead Child To Advance His Vendetta
Lower Than Low.
The Year In Review
The Top PutnamLIES.com Stories Of 2011
Halburn's Mortgage Application Denied
Why? Because he has no income!
Halburn (Semi-) Publicly Apologizes
Another ploy to keep his second wife from dumping him.
Didn't work.
Walmart Neighbor Gets Out Of Marriage
Halburn's wife divorces him, evicts him, puts home back on the market.
PutnamLies.com Runs Him Out Of The State.
Tyler Hollywood Offers To Buy PutnumLIVE.com
Halburn's Price? $250,000 for a blog that only made $2448 last year.
Halburn Was Arrested For Strong Arm Robbery
Pudgy Publisher Allegedly Robbed Furniture Company.
Hallburn Douches It Up At The Doctor's
His price? ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
HALLBURN BANNED FROM PUTNAM PARKS
Sociopath Substitute Served.
Hallburn Verbally Attacks Joe Haynes - Again
County Psychopath Continues To Harass Commissioner.
OPINION: Putnam's Job Killers? Not Hardly
Halburn's Negative Attitudes Killing Putnam County Jobs.
Sprayground Won't Open This Summer - That's OK
Halburn Continues To Obsess About Area Pools.
Halburn Now Stalking PCHD Employees
Follows County Health Department worker over 15 miles.
Hallburn Now Harassing Local Staples Stores
Demands they fix his computer RIGHT NOW! SERVICE ME!!!
Hey lardass, lay off the kiddie porn, your computers will last longer.
Hallburn Disrupts Dog Swim
Low turnout partially attributed to his appearance there.
Halburn Kicked Out Of Strayer University
Even A Diploma Mill Has Standards.
Hallburn Stealing Letters Again
Tyler Hollywood reports.
Halburn Violates Election Law Again-Destroys Signs
Tyler Hollywood has the story.
FBI NOT Looking Into New Animal Shelter Spending
Tyler Hollywood exposes more Hallburn lies.
Hallburn/PutnumLive In Dire Financial Straits
"This month I could not afford to spend money on advertising."
Hallburn Insults His (29) Readers
Says Scott Edwards will win because Hurricane voters are stupid.
Halburn Could Disrupt Election
Putnam voters & officials should be on alert.
Halburn On New Stalking Expedition?
HALLBURN LOSES LATEST PSC COMPLAINT
Handouts Halburn Is Back!
Taxpayers already pay for school equipment. So why is he begging?
Halburn Continues To Stalk Girl of Words
Election ad fiasco has him lashing out.
He cannot leave her alone posting as "Blogger".
She puts him in his place. Again.
Hallburn Now Falsifying His Own Poll Numbers
Changes Yes result to NO
The Facts Don't Lie
No Payments Shown For Candidate Ads.
Hallburn Shows His Ass In Charlotte
Escorted from hotel by police.
HALLBURN TO LOSE LATEST PSC COMPLAINT
No jurisdiction - Hallburn smacked down AGAIN!
Dog Swim Cost Parks Less Than $250
Halburn's $35 FOIA request fails to prove wrongdoing.
Halburn Gets His Panties In A Wad At 6:15 a.m.
Halburn Attacks, Steals Images From Contractor's Site
Well, That Didn't Take Long
Halburn files yet another groundless PSC complaint.
Walmart Road Work = Halburn Whining
He whines when there's traffic, he whines when there's no traffic.
Halburn Ordered To Remove Ads
Opinion Blog Caught In Another Lie.
Hallburn Endorses Ireland For Governor
Runs Free Ad As Anti-Sorsaia Measure.
Halburn Refuses To Remove Unauthorized Ireland Ad
Ad Not Authorized By Campaign.
Halburn Causes Disturbance At Parks & Recreation Offices
Hurricane PD escorts troublemaker from building.
Hallburn Now Terrorizing Judicial System
First Douchery Of The New Year.
Halburn Proven W-r-o-n-g Live on 58 WCHS
He gets told, can't take it and hangs up. CLICK! Listen to his squealy voice here.
Hallburn Attempts To Censor Critics
Hallburn getting desperate. We will not be silenced!
Hallburn's Readership Stats Disproven!
Numbers Add Up To FRAUD!
Here He Blows Again
Halburn's Stats A Sham.
Authorities Fear Halburn May Attempt To Disrupt Election!
Domestic Terrorists Should Be Dealt With Harshly!
Halburn Harasses Patrons At Octoberfest
This Episode Led to Modern Woodmen Giving Him The Axe.
Halburn Still Has Sand In His Vagina
Put Up or Shut Up.
Halburn LOSES Yet ANOTHER Frivolous PSC Complaint.
Read The Initial Complaint, Suddenlink's Response and The PSC's Recommendation
OFF THE MARK: Hallburn Sucks!
WV Got Screwed When Halburn Moved In.
Halburn Calls Karen Haynes "A Bitch."
Classless Statement By Insensitive Bastard.
Dogs Enjoy Waves Of Fun-Halburn Whines Like A Bitch Because He Can't
Pool Trespasser Cries About Closed Pool.
PCDA Board Cancels July Meeting-Halburn Complains, As Usual
PCDA Can't Do Anything About US Economy.
Halburn Won't Admit That Wall Will Not Stop Noise
Assclown Doesn't Understand The Laws Of Physics.
WVPSC Denies Halburn's Latest AEP and Suddenlink complaints
P.C.D.A. PASSES ON LUDICROUS PARK/JOB PROPOSAL
Land Giveaway Would Be Totally Irresponsible.
Mark Halburn Conviction Upheld!
Halburn Gets Same Result On Appeal. Guilty!
Hurricane Urged To Enforce Tax Laws
Halburn Lied All Along About Location Of Office
This Land Is Our Land...Not The PCDA's?
Be Careful What You Ask For
Halburn Pounds The Table
A Look at Halburn's "Motion" for Appeal.
Hurricane Switched Zoning, But Not For Walmart's Neighbors
Homeowners Were Not Informed Or Asked Because Their Properties Were Not Affected.
Walmart Neighbor Refuses To Help Himself
Will Not Build A Wall Or Plant Trees.
Mark Halburn Convicted Of Trespassing
Putnam Pool Boy Found Guilty.
Here's the Walmart Blog
Halburn Forced by Trash Bloggers Alliance To Cease Attacks.
MADD
Mothers Against Dumbass Douchebags
Serial Plagiarist Still At Large
Even Steals Photos For His Own Vacation Story
Over 20 Years Of Assholery
Halburn Was Pulling This Shit While He Was Still In College
Pussy Publisher Produces Piles of Purloined Pictures
Content Theft Runs Rampant On PutnumLive.com
Putnam Pool Boy Arrested Again!
Halburn Interrupts SWAT Training.
What Ever Happened To Old No Nuts?
Child Nails Halburn
Douchebag Thrown Out Of Polling Place
Halburn's Antics Cause Disruption.
On The Job
Halburn Screws Off While At Work.
My Bias Is Showing..Again
Halburn Deliberately Misrepresents Candidate's Participation In Event.
This Is The Captain Speaking
Halburn's Mental Report Makes It's Online Debut.
Publisher Admits Unsavory Allegations
Smutty Keywords Used To Drive Traffic To His Blog
Porcine Publisher is Pusilanimous Pussy
Impersonates WPDE TV's Sports Director
Mug Shot Hall Of Fame
HIS PATHETIC LIFE
Halburn Has No Clue
New Study Proves It
HIS HEALTH: Sound Like Anyone We Know?
HIS TRAVEL: Hallburn NOT Flying To France
The "Mark" Of A Sociopath
Both Appear To Have Malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder
10 Ways To Make Yourself (And Everyone Around You) Miserable
10 Internet Argument Techniques Used By Halburn
The Halburn Diagnostic Test
How To Spot A Serial Bully
That's Right Halburn. This means you.
What Makes An Arsonist?
So That's The Problem
Study has the skinny on fatties' brains
OPINION
Halburn Brags About It After Altering Clip
Letters To The Publisher
"The People's Voice"
OPINION: Using Sandy Hook To Further An Agenda
Tyler Hollywood Exposes The Publisher Once Again
Halburn Gives The Whole Industry A Black Eye
A 2008 editorial in the Putnam Standard STILL says it all.
Letters To The Publisher Archives
"The Voice Of The People"
Best Of The Crazed Cartooner
Letters To The Publisher
Concerned Parent Speaks Out
I attended the Princess Party in Putnam County today with my little girl age 5 and a very heavy set man with a dirty t-shirt, shorts and flipflops was taking pictures of her. He didn't ask me if it was ok. I felt very uncomfortable having him around me. How can someone I don't know just take pictures of my child without asking me first. Does he have a problem?
Sarah
Huntington WV
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EDITORIAL CARTOONS
elorososdaddy
There should be a page dedicated to the cartoons (true as they are) the many people have made for this site. They are damned funny and damned true. Having them in one spot would be a nice touch.
ReplyDeleteIt's already there in the opinion section under "Best of the Crazed Cartooner".
ReplyDeleteMany thanks!
Ah, I was unaware, will be checking it out.
ReplyDeleteMany thanks! :P
It's funny how someone commented on another thread that the blobster hasn't added much news to the blog this week... what does he do? Goes to the sex offender registry yet again. The beat down just goes on and on.
ReplyDeleteIt took him 3 days to get to the Walgreens opening story after seeing it here first.
ReplyDeleteAnd after whining about the Putnam County BOE bond sale he still hasn't reported on their announcement Tuesday of the upcoming sale.
Like the Walgreens story, look for that to be corrected as soon as he reads about it here.
Proving once again, that PutnamLIES.com is not only Putnam County's news source, we are Mark Halburn's as well.
If Hurricane has the largest population wouldn't logic indicate it would have the largest number of offenders?
ReplyDeleteBut you don't often use logic and halburn in the same sentence.
It is so nice to be able to read the news here without being subjected to the blob's ranting.
ReplyDeleteWhy in the world would the Putnam County Fair website link to Fatboys site for pictures? The link does not work, but still....
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine that the blob has any official affiliation with the fair.
He probably talked them into hosting them in exchange for being able to take an unlimited number of pictures of underage kids.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter though, because in typical Halburn fashion, the link doesn't work!
"PutnamLIVE.com sent its photographer."
ReplyDeleteOf course they did.
They also sent their reporter, publisher and entire editorial board.
They all sat in the same seat in the cheap Korean sub-compact car they drove in. All one of him.
I did not know that Korea could produce a car that had enough power to pull all of that KFC fat to one location. Can you imagine the fuel mileage that it gets? Supposed to get 30, but only gets 3. Oh hell, there's another suit for lardass to file. I had better stop giving him ideas. ::chuckle, chuckle::
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I am missing it but you guys should make a rebuttal page for some of fatboys editorial page rantings seen some of that earlier...yikes he's like a schizophrenic off his meds
ReplyDeleteWe try and answer any nutty editorial he writes.
ReplyDeleteReaders are invited to submit their own rebuttals to PutnamLIES.com and we will will publish them.
As reported here at PutnamLies first, Winfield McDonald's is closed for renovations until October. Mark will update HIS site sometime next week...
ReplyDeleteOnce again, Halburn steals information first reported here. We told everyone about the Sheetz opening in Teays Valley, which he then went out of his way to prove untrue (he even links it... "Mellert denies Sheets rumor") and now, he is claiming he broke the story.
ReplyDeletePurely unethical. My team of lawyers will add this incident of plagiarism to the suit...
Wonder if Mark-o realizes that destruction of campaign signs during an election season is a felony? Edwards should file charges, since he offered to remove the signs before they were destroyed and placed in a trash can (as evident by the photos in his blog).
ReplyDeleteAnother PutnamLies exclusive... County Pool in Eleanor will open for the summer on June 11! We'll see how fast Mark steals this story from here!
ReplyDeleteTook him overnight. He had the story Tuesday morning.
ReplyDeleteStolen, no doubt from Putnam county's news leader, PutnamLIES.com
this guy is now in Aynor, SC. He came into the local grocery store and made such a scene that he ended up getting free juice.
ReplyDeleteThat's how he works. He's a bully. He shows up at a business, makes a scene and then shakes them down to get free stuff. The best way to deal with him is to throw him out and ban him immediately. In addition, video him with your phone and send it to us. Also post his mugshot so employees know who he is. You can download that from our site.
ReplyDeleteIf you don' t deal with this douche as soon as he starts something, he'll keep coming back for more and more. He needs a good old fashioned ass kicking.
He lives in Galivants Ferry.
Didn't the blob almost get thrown off of a Southwest flight because of some guava juice?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure if you check his past transactions, he's done the same thing in the past.
ReplyDeleteHe dropped his camera and broke it last December. I'm sure he whined about that until he got some discount deal for that as well.
He demands compensation for "all his trouble."
He's a scam artist and you should flag him in your system if you can.
I watched Mark-o sitting in the Huntington Mall Best Buy on Sunday, Feb 24, around 8pm. He had his laptop set up on a make shift "desk" consisting of televisions being displayed for sale. He also was charging a device, which he had plugged in to the outlet by the doors. Guess he will go anywhere that has "free" wifi, but after this incident I hope they throw his ass out.I'd have taken pics, but my phone was in the car. I did ask an employee if he was allowed to do that, and she just rolled her eyes.
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