The Halburn Files

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MARK HALBURN LOSES! 

THE HALBURN FILES


Mark Halburn's Mugshot 
Print it and Post It. You're Gonna Need It. 

Mark Vance Halburn's Mental Evaluation 
"It is considered highly unlikely that even an individual who has sustained severe brain damage would perform this poorly.”

Document Dump 
Our Slideshare page with all the Halburn documents you can read

HALBURN LEAVES FAMILY COURT IN HANDCUFFS 

Taken To Holding Cell 

Supreme Court Smacks Down Halburn

Worse Off Now Than Before He Filed Appeal 

First Tuesday In November
Mr. Douche Goes To Charleston 

Samaritan or Liar? 
Halburn Claims To Be Lifesaver
PutnamLIES.com Exposes Hoax 

Halburn Jailed For Contempt
Held In South Central Regional Jail Pending Bond 

Halburn Convicted, Faces 45 Days In Jail

Lawrence Doesn't Believe Publisher's Bullshit 

Halburn Fails To Prevail

Stowers Issues Ruling In Divorce Appeal

Halburn Arrested At Health Department

Ignored Warning Not To Return

Mark Hallburn Arrested

PutnumLive.com Publisher Arrested Again

Putnam Website Publisher Arrested

Will This Void Halburn's Plea Bargain For Harassment?
 
Halburn Escorted Off Health Department Property
Serial Harasser Strikes Again

Halburn Turned Down For Job At Chik-Fil-A

Not Management Material

 Halburn Cops A Plea

Agreement Keeps Him Out Of Jail - For Now
PutnumLive Publisher Skating On Thin Ice

It's Final!!!

Judge Kelly Verbally Bitch Slaps Halburn In Divorce Case!!! 

Halburn Has HUD Apartment In Dunbar
Failure Now Lives Above Garage

Halburn Posts Shocking Confession
"I Lived With A Child Molester" 

Halburn Harasses JIC Staff
Attempts To Intimidate Cipoletti
Last Minute Of Video Shows Halburn's Disturbing Behavior

Halburn Unhinged
Demands Court Resurrect Dead Mother

Halburn Threatens Judge Kelly 
Intimidation Must Stop

Mark Halburn Court Date Set
Will Face Telephone Harassment Charges 

Putnam County Honors Its War Heroes
Halburn Dishonors Them By Attending 

Halburn Runs More Fraudulent Election Ads 
WV SOS Investigating 

Excessive Noise Disturbs Walmart
Bully Gets Public Ass Chewing From Second Ex-Wife
"You Need Help." 

Halburn Buddies Up To Child Molester 
Birds Of A Feather 

Halburn Busted For Telephone Harassment 
Made Repeated Calls to Work Force WV 

Another Day, Another Problem
Halburn Back In Town, Harassing Bank Employees
Thrown Out Of Parenting Class At The Courthouse

Halburn Drives 60 miles To Harass Governor 
Tomblin Laughs At A "Stupid Fat Man" Shouting Questions

Halburn Continues To Attack Judge Kelly
Hides Behind First Amendment

The Road To Perdition
Halburn's Dirt Road

Halburn Behind Attacks On Judge Watkins
Out of State Publisher Sides With Sex Offenders, Child Abuser Domestic Batterer

Halburn Goes Apeshit
Sues Ex-Wife and Judge

No Room At The Inn
Halburn Comes Back, Shows His Ass
Involved In More Hotel Incidents
Tries To Cover His Trail

Document Dump
Our Scribd page with all the Halburn documents you can read

Edwards Ad Not Meant To Tell It All
It's The Economy, Halburn!
PutnumLive.com Continues Baseless Attacks Against Mayor

Edwards Buys Van Outside Of Hurricane
When? OVER 5 YEARS AGO!
Out-Of-State Publisher Prints Another Deceptive Story

Police Called To 194 Grace Drive
Halburn Returns With A Vengeance

Halburn Wins Free Meal(s) 
Ate Them All At Once
 
Not Edwards' Job To Run Marketplace
Has No Responsibility To Help Strugging Retail Center

Thousands Of Animals Put To Death
Joe Haynes Had Nothing To Do With Any Of Them

New Animal Shelter: Halburn Gets Nothing!
Halburn Continues To Harass Haynes Over Shelter Spending

Butthurt Bully Boo-Hoos
Topix CEO Smacks Halburn With First Amendment

HUMANITY OFFENDER: Mark Vance Halburn 
Humanity offender should be ordered by a court to register for life.

Get The Fuck Out Of Town
Halburn's Wife Throws Him Out & PutnamLIES.com Forces Him to Flee State

New Animal Shelter-Halburn Gets Nothing!
 Hallburn Continues To Harass Haynes Over Shelter Spending

Halburn Calls Magistrate Kim Blair "A Slut" 
Misogynist Mark Attacks Another Woman

Mark Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Mental Evaluation Of Mark Halburn.

The Chronicles of Markia 5 
The Deposition of The Wife.

The Chronicles of Markia 4 
Part 4 of Mark Halburn's Deposition. 

The Chronicles of Markia 3 
Part 3 of Mark Halburn's Deposition.

The Chronicles of Markia 2 
Part 2 of Mark Halburn's Deposition. 

The Chronicles of Markia 1
 Part 1 of Mark Halburn's Deposition

The Lyin' King 
The Introduction to Mark Halburn's Deposition.

Butthurt Bully Boo-Hoos
Topix CEO Smacks Halburn With First Amendment.

Mark Hallburn STILL Hates Dogs 
Runs Down A Beloved Pet.
Returns later to demand payment.

Mark Hallburn Uses Image Of Dead Child To Advance His Vendetta 
Lower Than Low.

The Year In Review
The Top PutnamLIES.com Stories Of 2011

Halburn's Mortgage Application Denied
Why? Because he has no income!

Halburn (Semi-) Publicly Apologizes 
Another ploy to keep his second wife from dumping him.
Didn't work.

Walmart Neighbor Gets Out Of Marriage 
 Halburn's wife divorces him, evicts him, puts home back on the market.
PutnamLies.com Runs Him Out Of The State. 

Tyler Hollywood Offers To Buy PutnumLIVE.com
Halburn's Price? $250,000 for a blog that only made $2448 last year.

Halburn Was Arrested For Strong Arm Robbery
Pudgy Publisher Allegedly Robbed Furniture Company.

Hallburn Douches It Up At The Doctor's 
His price? ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

HALLBURN BANNED FROM PUTNAM PARKS 
Sociopath Substitute Served.

 Hallburn Verbally Attacks Joe Haynes - Again
County Psychopath Continues To Harass Commissioner.

OPINION: Putnam's Job Killers? Not Hardly
 Halburn's Negative Attitudes Killing Putnam County Jobs.

Sprayground Won't Open This Summer - That's OK
Halburn Continues To Obsess About Area Pools.

Halburn Now Stalking PCHD Employees
Follows County Health Department worker over 15 miles.
 
Hallburn Now Harassing Local Staples Stores 
Demands they fix his computer RIGHT NOW! SERVICE ME!!!
Hey lardass, lay off the kiddie porn, your computers will last longer.

Hallburn Disrupts Dog Swim 
Low turnout partially attributed to his appearance there.

Halburn Kicked Out Of Strayer University 
Even A Diploma Mill Has Standards.

Hallburn Stealing Letters Again 
Tyler Hollywood reports.

Halburn Violates Election Law Again-Destroys Signs
 Tyler Hollywood has the story. 

FBI NOT Looking Into New Animal Shelter Spending
Tyler Hollywood exposes more Hallburn lies.


Hallburn/PutnumLive In Dire Financial Straits 
"This month I could not afford to spend money on advertising."

Hallburn Insults His (29) Readers 
Says Scott Edwards will win because Hurricane voters are stupid.

Halburn Could Disrupt Election
Putnam voters & officials should be on alert.

Halburn On New Stalking Expedition?

HALLBURN LOSES LATEST PSC COMPLAINT

Handouts Halburn Is Back!
Taxpayers already pay for school equipment. So why is he begging?

Halburn Continues To Stalk Girl of Words 
Election ad fiasco has him lashing out.
He cannot leave her alone posting as "Blogger".
She puts him in his place. Again.

Hallburn Now Falsifying His Own Poll Numbers
Changes Yes result to NO
 
The Facts Don't Lie 
No Payments Shown For Candidate Ads.

Hallburn Shows His Ass In Charlotte 
Escorted from hotel by police.

HALLBURN TO LOSE LATEST PSC COMPLAINT 
No jurisdiction - Hallburn smacked down AGAIN!

Dog Swim Cost Parks Less Than $250 
Halburn's $35 FOIA request fails to prove wrongdoing.

Halburn Gets His Panties In A Wad At 6:15 a.m. 
Halburn Attacks, Steals Images From Contractor's Site

Well, That Didn't Take Long 
Halburn files yet another groundless PSC complaint.
 
Walmart Road Work = Halburn Whining
 He whines when there's traffic, he whines when there's no traffic.

Halburn Ordered To Remove Ads 
Opinion Blog Caught In Another Lie.
 
Hallburn Endorses Ireland For Governor 
Runs Free Ad As Anti-Sorsaia Measure.

Halburn Refuses To Remove Unauthorized Ireland Ad 
Ad Not Authorized By Campaign.
 
Halburn Causes Disturbance At Parks & Recreation Offices
Hurricane PD escorts troublemaker from building.
 
Hallburn Now Terrorizing Judicial System 
First Douchery Of The New Year.

Halburn Proven W-r-o-n-g Live on 58 WCHS 
He gets told, can't take it and hangs up. CLICK! Listen to his squealy voice here.

Hallburn Attempts To Censor Critics
 Hallburn getting desperate. We will not be silenced! 

Hallburn's Readership Stats Disproven!
Numbers Add Up To FRAUD!

Here He Blows Again 
Halburn's Stats A Sham.

Authorities Fear Halburn May Attempt To Disrupt Election! 
Domestic Terrorists Should Be Dealt With Harshly!

Halburn Harasses Patrons At Octoberfest 
This Episode Led to Modern Woodmen Giving Him The Axe.
 
Halburn Still Has Sand In His Vagina
Put Up or Shut Up. 

Halburn LOSES Yet ANOTHER Frivolous PSC Complaint. 
Read The Initial Complaint, Suddenlink's Response and The PSC's Recommendation 

OFF THE MARK: Hallburn Sucks!
WV Got Screwed When Halburn Moved In.

Halburn Calls Karen Haynes "A Bitch." 
Classless Statement By Insensitive Bastard.

Dogs Enjoy Waves Of Fun-Halburn Whines Like A Bitch Because He Can't
Pool Trespasser Cries About Closed Pool. 

PCDA Board Cancels July Meeting-Halburn Complains, As Usual
PCDA Can't Do Anything About US Economy.

Halburn Won't Admit That Wall Will Not Stop Noise 
Assclown Doesn't Understand The Laws Of Physics. 

WVPSC Denies Halburn's Latest AEP and Suddenlink complaints

P.C.D.A. PASSES ON LUDICROUS PARK/JOB PROPOSAL
Land Giveaway Would Be Totally Irresponsible.

Mark Halburn Conviction Upheld!
Halburn Gets Same Result On Appeal. Guilty!

Hurricane Urged To Enforce Tax Laws
Halburn Lied All Along About Location Of Office

This Land Is Our Land...Not The PCDA's?
Be Careful What You Ask For
 
Halburn Pounds The Table
A Look at Halburn's "Motion" for Appeal.

Hurricane Switched Zoning, But Not For Walmart's Neighbors 
Homeowners Were Not Informed Or Asked Because Their Properties Were Not Affected.

 Walmart Neighbor Refuses To Help Himself 
Will Not Build A Wall Or Plant Trees.

Mark Halburn Convicted Of Trespassing
Putnam Pool Boy Found Guilty.

Here's the Walmart Blog 
Halburn Forced by Trash Bloggers Alliance To Cease Attacks.

MADD 
Mothers Against Dumbass Douchebags

Serial Plagiarist Still At Large 
Even Steals Photos For His Own Vacation Story

Over 20 Years Of Assholery
Halburn Was Pulling This Shit While He Was Still In College

Pussy Publisher Produces Piles of Purloined Pictures 
Content Theft Runs Rampant On PutnumLive.com 

Putnam Pool Boy Arrested Again! 
Halburn Interrupts SWAT Training.

What Ever Happened To Old No Nuts?
Child Nails Halburn

Douchebag Thrown Out Of Polling Place 
Halburn's Antics Cause Disruption.

On The Job 
Halburn Screws Off While At Work.

My Bias Is Showing..Again 
Halburn Deliberately Misrepresents Candidate's Participation In Event.

This Is The Captain Speaking
Halburn's Mental Report Makes It's Online Debut. 

Publisher Admits Unsavory Allegations 
Smutty Keywords Used To Drive Traffic To His Blog

Porcine Publisher is Pusilanimous Pussy
Impersonates WPDE TV's Sports Director

Mug Shot Hall Of Fame

HIS PATHETIC LIFE

Halburn Has No Clue 
New Study Proves It 

HIS HEALTH: Sound Like Anyone We Know?

HIS TRAVEL: Hallburn NOT Flying To France 

The "Mark" Of A Sociopath

Halburn's Personality Resembles Cop Killer Dorner's

Both Appear To Have Malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder

10 Ways To Make Yourself (And Everyone Around You) Miserable

10 Internet Argument Techniques Used By Halburn

The Halburn Diagnostic Test

How To Spot A Serial Bully
That's Right Halburn. This means you.

What Makes An Arsonist?

So That's The Problem 
Study has the skinny on fatties' brains

OPINION

Peyton Rips Halburn 
Halburn Brags About It After Altering Clip







Letters To The Publisher 
"The People's Voice"
 
OPINION: Using Sandy Hook To Further An Agenda
Tyler Hollywood Exposes The Publisher Once Again

Halburn Gives The Whole Industry A Black Eye
A 2008 editorial in the Putnam Standard STILL says it all. 

Letters To The Publisher Archives
"The Voice Of The People"

Best Of The Crazed Cartooner




Letters To The Publisher

Concerned Parent Speaks Out

I attended the Princess Party in Putnam County today with my little girl age 5 and a very heavy set man with a dirty t-shirt, shorts and flipflops was taking pictures of her.  He didn't ask me if it was ok.  I felt very uncomfortable having him around me.  How can someone I don't know just take pictures of my child without asking me first. Does he have a problem?

Sarah
Huntington WV
   
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EDITORIAL CARTOONS

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Dog Swim Cost Parks No More Than $250

Dog swim 2010 was not a very expensive project.

No more than $250 was spent by the Putnam County Parks and Recreation Department to maintain and operate Waves of Fun for the September 6th, Labor Day fundraiser.

Halburn goes through all sorts of contortions trying to prove that it cost an exorbitant amount of money to hold this event. And as usual, he lies to his shrinking readership.
He does this by including the week before in his costs. The pool closed for the season on August 29.



First of all you can't determine a day's cost by of electricity by dividing the total of the bill by 30 days. You can get an average cost, but not the true usage cost. Costs are based on peak and non peak hours. Nights, Saturday and Sundays are non peak times.
Weekends cost less than weekdays.
There is also the basic cost of operating the facility. Even during the winter when it's closed, it uses approximately 4000 kwh a month in electricity.

Using Hallburn's suspect math for utilities & chemicals, + Scott Williamson's personnel numbers it looks like the cost for the swim was somewhere around $211.25.

Electricity $93.75
Chemicals $37.50
Personnel $80.00
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Total $211.25

The pool was closed for the preceding 7 days. The water wasn't treated or filtered. Since the pumps weren't on there wasn't any wear and tear on them that week so that cost is zero.

The days the pool was closed is immaterial to the cost of the fundraiser. The day of the swim the water was treated then the next day the pool was drained.

Halburn just doesn't get it. He whines every year about the pools closing before labor day. He just can't seem to get it through his thick skull that you can't open a pool if you have no lifeguards.
The kids are back in school so there's no one to go to the pools anyway.
He thinks the pools should stay open just to serve him.
Should a pool stay open an extra week just to serve a handful of patrons?
We say no.
Would he be willing to pay an admission fee based on the number of swimmers that use the pool that week? We don't think so.

$211.25.
Not a big price to pay such for a good cause.
Karen Haynes, organizer of the Dog Swim, reported that the event raised exactly 1884.58 dollars this year.

Hallburn complains that the county doesn't do enough to fund the construction of a new animal shelter, but when they do he complains about that too. He is the worst type of hypocrite.

Halburn will do or say anything to put his political enemies in the worst light.
His petty personal vendettas are not news. He is not a journalist and his opinion blog is not a media outlet.

What's In The FOIA Mailbag?

Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 1:17 AM
To: Brian Donat
Subject: CAMC Teays

Bryan:

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY we need real leadership in this county. My wife is having COMPLICATIONS from her surgery recovery and we have been told I may have to drive her to CHARELESTON(sic) because CAMC Teays does not have a urologist on staff. This is a county of 60,000 people-NOT a third-world country! We don't pay taxes to get this kind of CRAPPY services! You were made aware of this situation earlier this week and it hasn't improved. FIX IT !

Many thanks!

Mark Halburn

Brian Donat is the Administrator for the Putnam County Commission. What he has to do with CAMC, a private hospital, is a mystery to us.
Maybe Halburn wants the county to require an employee to drive their fat asses to Charleston or start a charity hospital.

What do you think he wants?

Fun with Twitter

We noticed some traffic coming from Twitter on Saturday morning and decided to take a look to see what the commotion was and found the following amusing exchange:

SarahWV:# WOW. I started my own local blog because I disliked a hateful local blog, wanted people to find good things if they Googled us ...

SarahWV:# This blog is in response to the one I disliked ... http://putnamlies.blogspot.com/ ... Just ... WOW.

FightingFor: wow! That's a life giving family friendly website! (note extreme sarcasm)

daniels313: wow! That looks just like his site. Too funny. That guy used to wear me out with advertising requests. Sweaty nasty dude.

SoldInTheCityDC: can't quite make out the entire subject matter of the blog! I'm getting Putnam County, the basis I'm assuming is frustration...

SoldInTheCityDC: and if that weren't enough to confuse me....the dude in the speedo....illlllllllll

SarahWV: Guy in the speedo is the author of a nasty local blog that pretends it's real news. This site looks like his, is about him.

SoldInTheCityDC: I think I've recovered....

SarahWV: I don't even know what to say about it. Not a fan of the guy either, but this doesn't help Putnam's online image either.

SoldInTheCityDC: Forget being ashamed about the blog...he needs to warn people before stepping out like that!! #myeyes

SarahWV:# RT @fightingfor: @SarahWV wow! That's a life giving family friendly website! (note extreme sarcasm)Dude earned it, but geeeeesh!

SarahWV: I could do with never seeing that speedo again myself. Loved your #myeyes tag! :D

daniels313: I didn't read too much yet, but it was quite interesting to say the least

SarahWV: Well, if it helps people understand the background/bias of the other site, I suppose it's a plus. So ... got much snow? :)


And that's exactly what we're doing. Exposing Halburn for what he is. A bully, a fraud and a charlatan with no ethics. We're here to let anyone who looks see exactly who he is and what he's up to.

If you're really concerned with Putnam's online image, encourage your friends and neighbors not to read his site and let his advertisers know that you won't do business with them until they stop advertising with him.
The one thing that would help Putnam's online image is this guy going away and leaving us alone.
Because we can assure you that we'll be here one day longer than he will.